Thread: Stallone Must Be Feeling Like a Total Jerk-Off

Passing up on Roy Jones for Tarver for the role of heavyweight champ in Rocky 6, and then your heavyweight champ goes out and gets his @ss kicked by a middleweight. Don't think this will do much to help the box office.

So Roy was up for the role but he picked Tarver instead? that by itself is stupid to begin win... That and Tarver is a horrible actor... did you see him in all the preveiws?.

Originally Posted by AdamGB

So Roy was up for the role but he picked Tarver instead? that by itself is stupid to begin win... That and Tarver is a horrible actor... did you see him in all the preveiws?.

He musta seen Roys 80-esque all so cool rap videos n thought, "That guys a complete twat! He was also terrible in the wayans brothers! Get me Tarvers phone number! And my elixir of life, im feeling a bit dead"

Why was Tarver even considered for this part, let alone hired? He just looks like a dufus.

Compared to Tarver, Roy Jones Jr is like De Niro...

Originally Posted by Samson3000

Why was Tarver even considered for this part, let alone hired? He just looks like a dufus.

he was hired because Stallone is like 5'8"-5'9" 195 lbs.... He needed someone close to his size so he wasn't dwarfed in the ring.... Droago and Hulk Hogan were supposed to be larger than life...Mason Dixon (that is way too funny) is just the champ...nothing special....Tarver fit that to a "T" don't cha think?...

Originally Posted by Samson3000

Why was Tarver even considered for this part, let alone hired? He just looks like a dufus.

His bottom lip is too pink.

if it had of been tyson, they would have made a billion dollers at the boxoffice

Yeah - but Stallone would have looked tiny next to Mike - and even the type of person who watches Rocky films thinking they are documentaries would have trouble believing that old Sly could exit the ring alive.!!

haha yeah but tyson could have made it a big draw years ago, maby even now, just use special effects and make up to make rock look bigger haha

Sly wins after Tyson breaks his back and takes his hand off to Rocky.

id like to see the pressconfrence for the fight, maby tyson will bite for the juguler

Originally Posted by TheChosenOne

id like to see the pressconfrence for the fight, maby tyson will bite for the juguler

The press conference would be a circus, Sly would be 'clowning', Don King would be acting like the 'Ringmaster' and Audley Harrison would gatecrash as the 'bearded lady'. Tyson would totally lose it and bite the juggler ..... as well as the trapeze artist.

then lewis would swing in out of nowhere like tarzan and jump on tyson. tyson would start thrashing around confused like a bull, and lewis will try and stay on for the 8 seconds as bull rider

James Toney would be inside a 'speak your weight' machine, Prince Naz would be a pointy-eared goblin type in the 'ghost train', Nicolai Valuev would be bending iron bars as the 'strongman' and Barry McGuigam would be a leprechaun selling tickets to the Big Top (which would be Riddick Bowe's shorts).