Thread: Joke Time

Inside the operating room, a group of medical students and their professor were gathered around a real human cadaver for them to examine.

The professor told the class " In Medicine, it is important to have 2 qualities as a doctor

#1 is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted

The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told the students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone is finished, the professor looked at them and told them

"The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Next time pay attention people!!"

good one !

hahaha

Originally Posted by spade

Inside the operating room, a group of medical students and their professor were gathered around a real human cadaver for them to examine.

The professor told the class " In Medicine, it is important to have 2 qualities as a doctor

#1 is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted

The professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told the students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone is finished, the professor looked at them and told them

"The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Next time pay attention people!!"

lol, that was a good one

Posted by Mark TKO

good one !

Aww!! you inspired me Mark

the baceball bats and bowling balls all went on strike........

they are sick of the abuse.

AT THE POLICE LINE UP

A small guy about 5'2" goes out drinking and ends the night at the drunk tank.

He walks in and sees a huge dude standing being questioned. The dude says "seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, Turner Brown.

The small guy faints, when he recovers, he ask the big dude to repeat himself.

"Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, Turner Brown" he says

The small guy says "thank god, i thought you said turn around"