Thread: If a man.....

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

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If his words are "Mark TKO's cock is less than eight inches long" then yes he is VERY wrong

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a bell rings and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a noise?

If a man starts a useless thread, will everyone comment?

Originally Posted by X

If a man starts a useless thread, will everyone comment?

it was meant to be humerus, it was a joke based on the philosophical question.. "if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it, dos it sill make a sound?"

Originally Posted by Preme

Originally Posted by X

If a man starts a useless thread, will everyone comment?

it was meant to be humerus, it was a joke based on the philosophical question.. "if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it, dos it sill make a sound?"

I know, I understood that. You were demonstrating a 'spoonerism' or making an ironic play on the oft-quoted Zen Buddhist adage.

So was I.

However, by actually getting your comment to my useless contribution, I have a double bluff irony ie an ironic comment that is not actually ironic, as I did provoke a comment and it is therefore literally true rather than irony.!!

Originally Posted by Preme

Originally Posted by X

If a man starts a useless thread, will everyone comment?

it was meant to be humerus, it was a joke based on the philosophical question.. "if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it, dos it sill make a sound?"

Just like : "If there was appluae to my smartarse comment, would it be the sound of one hand clapping?"

Originally Posted by X

Originally Posted by Preme

Originally Posted by X

If a man starts a useless thread, will everyone comment?

it was meant to be humerus, it was a joke based on the philosophical question.. "if a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear it, dos it sill make a sound?"

I know, I understood that. You were demonstrating a 'spoonerism' or making an ironic play on the oft-quoted Zen Buddhist adage.

So was I.

However, by actually getting your comment to my useless contribution, I have a double bluff irony ie an ironic comment that is not actually ironic, as I did provoke a comment and it is therefore literally true rather than irony.!!