So, Emma went clubbing tonight
Well people. here is the question we have all been waiting for.
After a fallow period during which Emma was babysitting, did she hone her pulling skills by snogging her hand in practice? Did she go through her best lines in front of a mirror a la Robert De Niro? Did she pack enough Rohypnol?
Or did she go there to bop the night away with her mates and was not bothered about getting a notch on his her bedpost? Is she part of the new Britney generation that does not believe in sex before marriage?
Is Derby just full of skanky male munters who are just not worth it?
Never mind the local election, forget the general elections, who care who our EU commissioner is.......... vote now for the most pressing and crucial issue facing us today..........
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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