Thread: UFO's & Ghosts

Anybody here had a close encounter, or had any strange tales told them. On my travels Ive met people, Pilots M Ps, Doctors And a Senetor who have told me some pretty strange things .Any tales to tell

yeah, some alien came up and started poking me....So what i did was get my shotgun from the bacon shed and shot the bastard. I then procedded to urinate in it's face while it was screaming, and torched the slag with my daddy's flamethrower.

Good times

Well yesterday on the way home from sparring, I hadn't had a shave in a while and don't think I'd cleaned the blood off my nose (this Welter weight is so fucking fast :P) and this fat American Tourist came up to me...

Indiscimrinetly, despite me looking really rough... she starts asking me in the broadest 'Generic American Tourist accent' I've heard, if I could direct her to a close shop she'd heard about that sell clothes for 'Large Woman'...

I had to talk through my teeth so I didn't burst out laughing, I'm expecting to end up on some Candid Camera program soon.

Was expecting Mr. Blobby or Jeremy beadle to pop up.

There was once this guy named Floorian who used to post on here. Now that was strange.

Flying to Dallas From London, Got talking to a guy who was a test pilot for the USAAF Got talking 4hours into the flight about strange things that happen, and I mentioned The Philladelphia Experiment, to him. He went apeshit at me wanting to know who I was wanted my passport to look at, I thought shit Ive hit a nerve with this guy. When he had settled down he told me his father was on the ship when the experiment took place and died of cancer the same year. It was all hush hush that the CIA had warned the family to say nothing or else. The guy was really shook up. I think if they were doing those sort of things then, what the fuck are they doing now

One time we were driving by a corn field late @ night.
I saw this powerful glow about 100 yards into the field.
Stopped my truck & got out & walked towards the mysterious bright glow.
I've seen enough fucking space ship movies to know a space ship when I think I might see one.
I walked out there expecting to meet aliens & tell them that we are friendly here in the_Ohio.
Turns out it was a fucking high dollar John Deere farming thingy with hundreds of lights working all night to cutivate the crops (or whatever those farmers do)
He was as surprised as as I was seeing me waving my arms around in a non-aggressive manner!
I think he thought I was alien as much as I thought he was.
You are an alien <---- ----> Nuh-uh, you are an alien

Then I went back to the truck hammered Cindy Hopper in the bed of my truck by the light of the farm implement until we had mutual orgasm.

The End.

On the way back to Austin from Colorado Ski trip. Were driving back , its 11:45 at night, in the middle of bum fuk Egypt . And all of a sudden there is this light shining on the SUV. Everyone is the truck is trying to figure out what the light is, and where its coming from , it was like a Police Helicopter light shinning down on getaway perps. The radio in the truck went fuzzy, and TIME stood still, seriously, the event seemed like 15 min 20 min, then the light went away and the radio came back on. we all Looked at the clock and only on minute had passed. No shit bro, it was nutz ! That was like 15 years ago, but everyone still talks about it !

Heres a slow motion re-play of the UFO seen near the 'twin towers' (9-11 )
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This one was in Mexico
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This one took place in Bulgaria
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This one was is said to have been seen by hundreds of people in Arizona
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This one was caught on camera by a pilot
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And if your REALLY interested in hearing & seeing more evidence heres a 27 min. conference by Jaime Maussan whos probably the most recognized UFO 'junkie' around.

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Oh! look found some ALIENS....


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intresting videos

i once thought i saw a UFO one night but it was a plane

hope this helps

I miss the X-files

Very cool video's , I love the alien throwing rocks at folks ! LMFAO ! that was funny as hell ! .. Cool Click mate !

Years ago I saw the Aura australis which is our southern counterpart to your northern lights.
I got out of my car and stared into the white light that was pouring out of the ground in a round 40 feet or so beem that went right up onto the clouds makeing them a red glow. I drove right inbetween two of these lights and out the other side of a row of about 7 spread over about a mile each side of the road.
You can go through this phenomoma and it doesnt move away like a rainbow does!
I thought I was having a flash back from some mushies or being visited but the next morning it was on the radio and the local weather dudes had it plotted on some radar or something.

Driving through New Mexico in the Middle of the Desert a saw a glowing red ball coming from near the mountains, I was scared shitless because it was in the middle of the night and the only other thing outthere was mycar, but the object never moved toward me, weird shit.

Originally Posted by Whorian!

There was once this guy named Floorian who used to post on here. Now that was strange.

Yep, He looked liked this guy?

Alien caught on camera talking in foreign language http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TDutY7zpfg