Thread: Desert Storm

Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's

door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis

or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the

heat haze.



As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher

upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life giving

juicy nearly raw bacon, all

sorts.



"Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!!

We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.

So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree, salivating at the

Prospect of food.

But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crackof

machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.



His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the

dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"



With his dying breath Pepe calls out...



"Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush

CC for that made me laugh out loud.

I already cool clicked you today...