OK I am sure many of you have done this before...I was watching some comedian the other day and he had me cracking up doing it....Pick a famous person ( In this case a boxer ) and by just looking at them what could you picture them doing for a living...EG..The comdian said if he didn't know who Britney Spears was he would envision her saying "Would you live to supersize that?" for a living.
So I was sitting at the doctors waiting for my mother in law and her annual see if the bug is still stuck up her ass visit. Bored as hell when I thought about it and started doing it with boxers...It's stupid as hell but I was bored...This is what I came up with....

Sergio Mora-Interior Decorator...Something about him tells me he could fit in on Queer eye for the straight guy...Yes I watch the show...My wife makes me

Mike Tyson-Wal Mart greeter...I hope your visit to our store was constigeous and our staff knowitable

James Toney--Food Critic...

Don King--Cult Leader...Now My friends...This kool aid is not just the kool aid to the other side...This is the one and only undenyably most astranomical fly on a moonbeam kool aid of all kool aids...and it's only here in America you can drink it

Any others??