Thread: How to Successfully Dodge an Opponent

Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).

cc

nice post, you must have been the one to advise vitali, how much did you make from this gig

lol

haha cc good observation

Originally Posted by skyler

Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).

If only you had stated at least one fact you might have had a point.

All this vitali hating is drivin me nuts, what has peter done to make anyone think that peter could beat vitali, now I just wish vitali let's peter face off with maskaev and then takes on peter.

All you bigKlit lickers...

You need to be honest with your own eyes, and see that this guy FAILED at his try for politics and clearly did not want to fight Rahman or anyone else in the top 10. Just like Corrie Sanders and Danny Williams, Maskaev made his way into the rankings with one upset victory. He has never acted like he was interested in fighting a REAL fighter. Only Lewis... and he LOST!

Boo hoo...

Originally Posted by skyler

Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).

Originally Posted by skyler

Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).

Good thing for Calzaghe step 1 is still working for him

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Originally Posted by skyler

Step 1- If forced by the sanctioning body to fight, repeatedly fake an injury to get the fight postponed.

Step 2- If all attempts from step 1 have been officially used up, and left with no other options, announce retirement due to injury.

Step 3- Wait patiently for another fighter to come along and knock out the fighter you were terrified of.

Step 4- Hold a press conference stating a miraculous recovery from 'career ending' injury (careful to do so months after the fighter was knocked out, to not look so obvious).

Good thing for Calzaghe step 1 is still working for him

now your just being silly, i mean ok you don't like the guy, but you look so daft when you make remarks so far off the mark... come on now VD, where has the effort gone?