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    Default I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Ok after years of abusing people who watch MMA and laughing in their faces if they actually thought the guys involved were athletes, I've started to find myself secretly following the UFC.

    I've actually started visiting dirty sites that have profiles on the top fighters, I've sought out past fights on youtube and worst of all I have downloaded UFC 66 and UFC 67 and watched them right through and ejoyed them

    Yesterday I actually did something that I am thoroughly ashamed of.

    Instead of rewatching the Dawson Adamek fight, I instead sat down and rewatched UFC 67 in it's entirety.

    Then without even stopping to get a cup of tea, I watched UFC 66 from start to finish as well.

    5 hours of sordid unrestrained MMA abuse.

    Now I keep getting an urge to download the Rampage Jackson vs Chuck Lydell fight and I keep finding myself wanting to find out more about Mirko Cro Cop


    I don't know what to do, Shamrock is fighting Lacie tonight and I just know I'm going to download it. I can't stop myself.

    Can somebody please help me.......

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now,fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!

    Star Wars aside....awesome for you.

    There is nothing wrong with liking MMA. I honestly see it as sport in its purest form. Two men enter, and whoever is superior wins. Pretty much no rules to speak of. You may be the best boxer or wrestler or judoka or whatever in the world, but that doesn't mean your going to win. When the two men enter, 9 times out of 10, it is the superior athlete that leaves.
    Boxing is like a handjob, and MMA is like a hot sweaty orgy with 5 chicks. I could never say no to a handjob, but which would you rather have?

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    I always ask people, "how can you not like two guys beating the crap out of each other?!"

    As good as boxing and MMA are, they're still not quite as good as hockey fights.

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Haha...now THAT'S a sport (hockey fighting) that takes some talent. How people manage to stay on their feet after the first punch is thrown is beyond me. Granted, I'm not the greatest skater, but I'm no slouch. Of course, I think it's because my natural reaction is to really turn into my punches boxing style, and that isn't really the greatest idea when you're wearing something designed to slide along ice with ease :P
    Boxing is like a handjob, and MMA is like a hot sweaty orgy with 5 chicks. I could never say no to a handjob, but which would you rather have?

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Lol...i saw this topic on the forum summary on the main site....and had to go through all of the different segments of the forum looking for the darn thing. And to be honest Bilbo, i was expecting some sort of admission that your bedroom still had the 'My Little Pony' wallpaper your bedroom had when you were born...


    Anyhow, I guess this is as close as you will be coming to ignominy and shame pal. MMA has nothing on boxing, but then again tht's my opinion. Personally, I'd proably prefer watching back to back tapes of Junior Witter's last 5 fights than MMA, and that's saying something. Don't worry Bilbo, now that you've come out, we'll promise to be your friends and ostracize you forever more!

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Quote Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
    Lol...i saw this topic on the forum summary on the main site....and had to go through all of the different segments of the forum looking for the darn thing. And to be honest Bilbo, i was expecting some sort of admission that your bedroom still had the 'My Little Pony' wallpaper your bedroom had when you were born...


    Anyhow, I guess this is as close as you will be coming to ignominy and shame pal. MMA has nothing on boxing, but then again tht's my opinion. Personally, I'd proably prefer watching back to back tapes of Junior Witter's last 5 fights than MMA, and that's saying something. Don't worry Bilbo, now that you've come out, we'll promise to be your friends and ostracize you forever more!
    lol I know I should feel bad but I keep on watching it all the same. I was hoping you regular posters wouldn't notice me posting in the MMA forum but guess I've been sprung.

    Hopefully public humiliation from the boxing posters on this site will shame me back onto the straight and narrow path again.

    There should be somewhere I could go to get help and counselling to overcome my addiction before it's too late.

    Do you think God will still love me, or does watching this kind of stuff condemn me to hell?

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo
    Ok after years of abusing people who watch MMA and laughing in their faces if they actually thought the guys involved were athletes, I've started to find myself secretly following the UFC.

    I've actually started visiting dirty sites that have profiles on the top fighters, I've sought out past fights on youtube and worst of all I have downloaded UFC 66 and UFC 67 and watched them right through and ejoyed them

    Yesterday I actually did something that I am thoroughly ashamed of.

    Instead of rewatching the Dawson Adamek fight, I instead sat down and rewatched UFC 67 in it's entirety.

    Then without even stopping to get a cup of tea, I watched UFC 66 from start to finish as well.

    5 hours of sordid unrestrained MMA abuse.

    Now I keep getting an urge to download the Rampage Jackson vs Chuck Lydell fight and I keep finding myself wanting to find out more about Mirko Cro Cop


    I don't know what to do, Shamrock is fighting Lacie tonight and I just know I'm going to download it. I can't stop myself.

    Can somebody please help me.......
    I can help you bilbo my friend..
    The first steps to getting over this is telling me where i can download these...
    Peace
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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    You DO realize there is nothing wrong with liking ALL the combart arts, right? A lot of people on other MMA boards are always debating Pride Fighting Championship vs Ultimate Fighting Championship, and how one is awesome and the other sucks. Why pick sides? Why not just enjoy MMA as a whole, regardless of where its held? I love watching MMA, and I love watching boxing, and I love watching judo and BJJ and karate and Tae Kwan Do tournaments. I enjoy all combart arts, because I believe they are all the purest form of sport and competition to be found. I'd rather watch MMA most of the time, but I wouldn't say MMA is BETTER than boxing. All these guys are the best in their respective sports, and always put up a great fight (with some obvious exceptions), so I could never put down any one of them over the other.
    Boxing is like a handjob, and MMA is like a hot sweaty orgy with 5 chicks. I could never say no to a handjob, but which would you rather have?

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo
    Ok after years of abusing people who watch MMA and laughing in their faces if they actually thought the guys involved were athletes, I've started to find myself secretly following the UFC.

    I've actually started visiting dirty sites that have profiles on the top fighters, I've sought out past fights on youtube and worst of all I have downloaded UFC 66 and UFC 67 and watched them right through and ejoyed them

    Yesterday I actually did something that I am thoroughly ashamed of.

    Instead of rewatching the Dawson Adamek fight, I instead sat down and rewatched UFC 67 in it's entirety.

    Then without even stopping to get a cup of tea, I watched UFC 66 from start to finish as well.

    5 hours of sordid unrestrained MMA abuse.

    Now I keep getting an urge to download the Rampage Jackson vs Chuck Lydell fight and I keep finding myself wanting to find out more about Mirko Cro Cop


    I don't know what to do, Shamrock is fighting Lacie tonight and I just know I'm going to download it. I can't stop myself.

    Can somebody please help me.......
    if you can find any entertainment from anyone in the UFC you would bust your pants over pride

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo
    Ok after years of abusing people who watch MMA and laughing in their faces if they actually thought the guys involved were athletes, I've started to find myself secretly following the UFC.

    I've actually started visiting dirty sites that have profiles on the top fighters, I've sought out past fights on youtube and worst of all I have downloaded UFC 66 and UFC 67 and watched them right through and ejoyed them

    Yesterday I actually did something that I am thoroughly ashamed of.

    Instead of rewatching the Dawson Adamek fight, I instead sat down and rewatched UFC 67 in it's entirety.

    Then without even stopping to get a cup of tea, I watched UFC 66 from start to finish as well.

    5 hours of sordid unrestrained MMA abuse.

    Now I keep getting an urge to download the Rampage Jackson vs Chuck Lydell fight and I keep finding myself wanting to find out more about Mirko Cro Cop


    I don't know what to do, Shamrock is fighting Lacie tonight and I just know I'm going to download it. I can't stop myself.

    Can somebody please help me.......
    CC man

    I'm finding myself doing exactly the same thing. Its no longer our sordid little secret. There's enough room in my heart for MMA and boxing tho so its all good.
    http://instagram.com/jonnyboy_85_/

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Quote Originally Posted by ono
    Quote Originally Posted by bilbo
    Ok after years of abusing people who watch MMA and laughing in their faces if they actually thought the guys involved were athletes, I've started to find myself secretly following the UFC.

    I've actually started visiting dirty sites that have profiles on the top fighters, I've sought out past fights on youtube and worst of all I have downloaded UFC 66 and UFC 67 and watched them right through and ejoyed them

    Yesterday I actually did something that I am thoroughly ashamed of.

    Instead of rewatching the Dawson Adamek fight, I instead sat down and rewatched UFC 67 in it's entirety.

    Then without even stopping to get a cup of tea, I watched UFC 66 from start to finish as well.

    5 hours of sordid unrestrained MMA abuse.

    Now I keep getting an urge to download the Rampage Jackson vs Chuck Lydell fight and I keep finding myself wanting to find out more about Mirko Cro Cop


    I don't know what to do, Shamrock is fighting Lacie tonight and I just know I'm going to download it. I can't stop myself.

    Can somebody please help me.......
    CC man

    I'm finding myself doing exactly the same thing. Its no longer our sordid little secret. There's enough room in my heart for MMA and boxing tho so its all good.
    returned buddy. Glad to see someone else struggling with this addicition. Perhaps you are right, we shouldn't be ashamed of who we are and what our preferences are. I think I'm going to be more open about it from now and try to just sit back and enjoy it rather than riddling myself with guilt.

    I know many on the regular board would consider us dirty and perverted but they just don't understand.

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Sorry Bilbo....having stumbled in on your little menage-e-trois with UFC and Pride, I feel I must take serious action here, and link this with the main board. You should have been more careful....

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Here is a site with some fights for you to download:

    http://static.hugi.is/martial_arts/movies/

    Sorry about the title but I did not see any movies just fights from UFC etc.

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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Hahaha!! I love it... Welcome you now have an open mind to combat sports, you will enjoy the MMA's the skill set is phenomenal and as you watch closely you will get an even bigger appreciation for grappling and the many different styles and techniques..


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    Default Re: I feel the need to come out of the closet. Bilbo's sordid shame.........

    Quote Originally Posted by JT Rock
    Hahaha!! I love it... Welcome you now have an open mind to combat sports, you will enjoy the MMA's the skill set is phenomenal and as you watch closely you will get an even bigger appreciation for grappling and the many different styles and techniques..

    If you want grappling you can find it in one place every weekend....near the town clock in Aberystwyth after about midnight.

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