Thread: I REALLY needed to vent this somewhere

This is a completely random rant about this absolutely crazy bitch i met which has completely freaked me out. Needs a bit of back story first.

Basically i have been teaching English in Vietnam for 3 months (at 15 US an hour not fookin bad btw) and have saved up enough to go on a tour round Vietnam before teaching again. Bear in mind im only 18 like, had to save up a fuck load for the flight out here.

Anyway im in this town called Hue right, so you know do the standard and get completely slaughtered at this wicked bar which was giving us loads of free drinks all night, we (other people on tour) start talking to these chicks right who seem well up for a laugh and pretty cool. So next day is the last day in the town like and go and see them play a gig (they'r a band from the Phillipenes), and you know there damn talented. Have a good time like, got chatting to one of them who seemed really cool and pretty good looking to, so I have a bit of fun and then went home in the wee hours. Now this bird is fucking 27 and there's no fucking way im passing up the chance to bang a bird that age. So i decided to stay another day, big mistake. Met her in the day, sat by the river, had a little fun and im thinking this is all good. She seems well on me and seems alright herself if a bit insecure, I'm playing this bird like a fiddle and the thing is she's actually sucking it all in, its like a drug the power i seem to have over here.

So meet up with her this eveining at their gig and she's like "Im too tired for Brown Eyes (the bar) can we just go to your place" so i'm thinking "This is too fucking easy, I'm in heaven". So you know go to the hotel, have a fucking awesome shag, its all good.

Then it started to get really freaky, she started telling me how much she truly loved me (She hasn't drunk a drop of booze all day bear in mind) and how i should stay here and live with her and how we can have kinds and how not to go travellin. I'm thinking WTF is going on here, is she a headcase or something. She started like clinging on too me and begging me not leave and shit and I continued to pawn her off with lies and excuses (admittedly damn well told) like I'd been the whole time since i met here. It took all the persuasive power i had to actually convince her to get out of my hotel while still thinking that I actually liked her and that i was going to come back too see her.

This bitch is fucking crazy. I have to do a runner in the morning before the blokes from the band come looking for me and fucking castrate me, they knew exactly what i was doing from the start.

The Only reason i am posting this on here is cause i need somewhere to vent this crazy story and seen as its 3:30 am and I'm here on my own this is the only place i could think of.

She really was fucking crazy

Well, you realed her in and caught her, shes a live one she belived ALL your lies. She didn't know you were playing this game on her....

This probably isn't the best time to bring this up but have you ever seen the movie "Audition" ?


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Yeah man, what Mick said... thing is (I hate to generalize but) a lot of the ladies around south east Asia can latch on to you as quick as you can say snap. My friend had an experience like you... it is a different game over there if you're just looking for a 1 nighter. If you lie to them and start making them think you love them, they WILL believe you and will not pass the opportunity up too easily either. Fact is, for a lot of them... guys like you are their ticket to a better life in the Western World.

.....I don't like asian women.....I have seen their scary movies and you know what?......I just don't need my laundry that clean



























don't call me a bigot, that's fucking funny right there

That was a surprise. I was waiting for a "I found out she was a lady boy but banged her anyway" line.

Seriously mate, you're by yourself in a foreign place don't let your imagination run wild. Try and relax and get out of dodge asap.

Originally Posted by md

That was a surprise. I was waiting for a "I found out she was a lady boy but banged her anyway" line.

me too

Originally Posted by md

Seriously mate, you're by yourself in a foreign place don't let your imagination run wild. Try and relax and get out of dodge asap.

Good advice

Originally Posted by 1-hit Wonder

This is a completely random rant about this absolutely crazy bitch i met which has completely freaked me out. Needs a bit of back story first.

Basically i have been teaching English in Vietnam for 3 months (at 15 US an hour not fookin bad btw) and have saved up enough to go on a tour round Vietnam before teaching again. Bear in mind im only 18 like, had to save up a fuck load for the flight out here.

Anyway im in this town called Hue right, so you know do the standard and get completely slaughtered at this wicked bar which was giving us loads of free drinks all night, we (other people on tour) start talking to these chicks right who seem well up for a laugh and pretty cool. So next day is the last day in the town like and go and see them play a gig (they'r a band from the Phillipenes), and you know there damn talented. Have a good time like, got chatting to one of them who seemed really cool and  pretty good looking to, so I have a bit of fun and then went home in the wee hours. Now this bird is fucking 27 and there's no fucking way im passing up the chance to bang a bird that age. So i decided to stay another day, big mistake. Met her in the day, sat by the river, had a little fun and im thinking this is all good. She seems well on me and seems alright herself if a bit insecure, I'm playing this bird like a fiddle and the thing is she's actually sucking it all in, its like a drug the power i seem to have over here.

So meet up with her this eveining at their gig and she's like "Im too tired for Brown Eyes (the bar) can we just go to your place" so i'm thinking "This is too fucking easy, I'm in heaven". So you know go to the hotel, have a fucking awesome shag, its all good.

Then it started to get really freaky, she started telling me how much she truly loved me (She hasn't drunk a drop of booze all day bear in mind) and how i should stay here and live with her and how we can have kinds and how not to go travellin. I'm thinking WTF is going on here, is she a headcase or something. She started like clinging on too me and begging me not leave and shit and I continued to pawn her off with lies and excuses (admittedly damn well told) like I'd been the whole time since i met here. It took all the persuasive power i had to actually convince her to get out of my hotel while still thinking that I actually liked her and that i was going to come back too see her.

This bitch is fucking crazy. I have to do a runner in the morning before the blokes from the band come looking for me and fucking castrate me, they knew exactly what i was doing from the start.

The Only reason i am posting this on here is cause i need somewhere to vent this crazy story and seen as its 3:30 am and I'm here on my own this is the only place i could think of.

She really was fucking crazy

So you play the girl like a fiddle but don't stay around for the orchestra  

I don't understand why you'd play someone's emotions like that and expect to be "leveled" with.  If she believed all your lies and you weren't prepared to have her believe the jest of them then dont say the fucking lies!

Don't play the game if you think you're gonna run out of corners before you get to the ending son.  But your young, I understand that...

But you may not find another girl who believes that, and the way karma will have it, you'll get played the same way.

So sorry

I'm a faithful guy

And you brought it n yourself! And now she has to suffer for it because she actually believed you and apparently was in love...

You're not the victim here...

Originally Posted by 1-hit Wonder

This is a completely random rant about this absolutely crazy bitch i met which has completely freaked me out. Needs a bit of back story first.

Basically i have been teaching English in Vietnam for 3 months (at 15 US an hour not fookin bad btw) and have saved up enough to go on a tour round Vietnam before teaching again. Bear in mind im only 18 like, had to save up a F*** load for the flight out here.

Anyway im in this town called Hue right, so you know do the standard and get completely slaughtered at this wicked bar which was giving us loads of free drinks all night, we (other people on tour) start talking to these chicks right who seem well up for a laugh and pretty cool. So next day is the last day in the town like and go and see them play a gig (they'r a band from the Phillipenes), and you know there damn talented. Have a good time like, got chatting to one of them who seemed really cool and pretty good looking to, so I have a bit of fun and then went home in the wee hours. Now this bird is F****** 27 and there's no F****** way im passing up the chance to bang a bird that age. So i decided to stay another day, big mistake. Met her in the day, sat by the river, had a little fun and im thinking this is all good. She seems well on me and seems alright herself if a bit insecure, I'm playing this bird like a fiddle and the thing is she's actually sucking it all in, its like a drug the power i seem to have over here.

So meet up with her this eveining at their gig and she's like "Im too tired for Brown Eyes (the bar) can we just go to your place" so i'm thinking "This is too F****** easy, I'm in heaven". So you know go to the hotel, have a F****** awesome shag, its all good.

Then it started to get really freaky, she started telling me how much she truly loved me (She hasn't drunk a drop of booze all day bear in mind) and how i should stay here and live with her and how we can have kinds and how not to go travellin. I'm thinking WTF is going on here, is she a headcase or something. She started like clinging on too me and begging me not leave and S*** and I continued to pawn her off with lies and excuses (admittedly damn well told) like I'd been the whole time since i met here. It took all the persuasive power i had to actually convince her to get out of my hotel while still thinking that I actually liked her and that i was going to come back too see her.

This bitch is F****** crazy. I have to do a runner in the morning before the blokes from the band come looking for me and F****** castrate me, they knew exactly what i was doing from the start.

The Only reason i am posting this on here is cause i need somewhere to vent this crazy story and seen as its 3:30 am and I'm here on my own this is the only place i could think of.

She really was F****** crazy

You teach without a university major?! Sounds very suspicious to me, you shouldnt even be over there teaching! Anyways as the forum ESL'er thats that little rant over!

You need to learn how to deal with honesty, not going with random women in strange countries (been there and done it believe me!) and by getting your little head in order there. You brought your situation on yourself.

Hope this helps!

I hope you were joking (hope this helps?). You say "you've been there". Give the guy a lifeline!

Originally Posted by 1-hit Wonder

This is a completely random rant about this absolutely crazy bitch i met which has completely freaked me out. Needs a bit of back story first.

Basically i have been teaching English in Vietnam for 3 months (at 15 US an hour not fookin bad btw) and have saved up enough to go on a tour round Vietnam before teaching again. Bear in mind im only 18 like, had to save up a F*** load for the flight out here.

Anyway im in this town called Hue right, so you know do the standard and get completely slaughtered at this wicked bar which was giving us loads of free drinks all night, we (other people on tour) start talking to these chicks right who seem well up for a laugh and pretty cool. So next day is the last day in the town like and go and see them play a gig (they'r a band from the Phillipenes), and you know there damn talented. Have a good time like, got chatting to one of them who seemed really cool and pretty good looking to, so I have a bit of fun and then went home in the wee hours. Now this bird is F****** 27 and there's no F****** way im passing up the chance to bang a bird that age. So i decided to stay another day, big mistake. Met her in the day, sat by the river, had a little fun and im thinking this is all good. She seems well on me and seems alright herself if a bit insecure, I'm playing this bird like a fiddle and the thing is she's actually sucking it all in, its like a drug the power i seem to have over here.

So meet up with her this eveining at their gig and she's like "Im too tired for Brown Eyes (the bar) can we just go to your place" so i'm thinking "This is too F****** easy, I'm in heaven". So you know go to the hotel, have a F****** awesome shag, its all good.

Then it started to get really freaky, she started telling me how much she truly loved me (She hasn't drunk a drop of booze all day bear in mind) and how i should stay here and live with her and how we can have kinds and how not to go travellin. I'm thinking WTF is going on here, is she a headcase or something. She started like clinging on too me and begging me not leave and S*** and I continued to pawn her off with lies and excuses (admittedly damn well told) like I'd been the whole time since i met here. It took all the persuasive power i had to actually convince her to get out of my hotel while still thinking that I actually liked her and that i was going to come back too see her.

This bitch is F****** crazy. I have to do a runner in the morning before the blokes from the band come looking for me and F****** castrate me, they knew exactly what i was doing from the start.

The Only reason i am posting this on here is cause i need somewhere to vent this crazy story and seen as its 3:30 am and I'm here on my own this is the only place i could think of.

She really was F****** crazy

send her to me in vegas................ ill get her a job cocktail waitressing where i will take 80% of her tips as some kind of agent fee and sure enough, shell have more money than she ever thought was possible and do a complete 180 and become the most independant chick possible while torching guys bank accounts

You are an evil man. the vegas girls have me broke STILL from Hattons fight. Ha ha ha.

Originally Posted by md

I hope you were joking (hope this helps?). You say "you've been there". Give the guy a lifeline!

someone that plays with someone else's emotions like that doesn't deserve a lifeline

Originally Posted by md

I hope you were joking (hope this helps?). You say "you've been there". Give the guy a lifeline!

When I say Ive been in different countries doing things I shouldnt, that much is true. But Ive never found the need to lie and talk bullshit to do that. This guy deserves all the trouble he has brought on himself. He has no lifeline really, he's in a different country with a different culture and with no self awareness nor empathy. Completely out of his depth. Let him suffer!!

I was indeed being extremely ironic when I said "Hope this helps!"