Thread: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need

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It's horrible, you do disgusting things only the toughest most depraved make it through the screening process. I sometimes wake up in tears from the memory. The horror.

Originally Posted by Missy

It's horrible, you do disgusting things only the toughest most depraved make it through the screening process. I sometimes wake up in tears from the memory. The horror.

Ice,
Thats the way it's done now, the way Missy describes it thats how I got in. The truth is the shit! you have to go through NOW to become a MOD will scar you for the rest of your life........

Post count is NOT a factor.




















































It's a different process from the time WackOff3205 joined he had it tough.....
He had to spend 1 night with Missy & Steelie and give BOTH of them orgasams simotaneously....
As you can see he succeded.
Heres what he had to 'DO' literally.

Its probably about what you can offer to the site....noone ever considers me to be a mod either!!

I just got an e-mail from Saddo saying 'here's the keys to the place, I'm off to the Jumbo Centre for a week of sun, leather and saunas...don't bend it, ta-ra'

and that was it...I was a Mod

Actually, I did a lot of good work on other forums, I was voted the Moderators Moderator by my peers at www.johnquietmanruiz.com and I'm positively idolised by the membership at www.juniorwitter.com...

You still putting in a shift at www.kennyloggins.com?

Saddo should make a big belt for the moderator that spends the most time on here or something.

I think it would be awesome if they could make a belt for the person that wins the prediction contest.

Yeah but if Violet Denise didn't win he'd shoot you

you just gotta make intelligent posts and make large contributions to the forum.

post count doesnt matter, because after like my first 10 posts saddo, cutmemick, el gamo (the game, back in the day ) and all the rest of the mods were trying to lure me in to becoming a moderator by offering me money, fame, women, jewels, and immunity to the las vegas, nv. legal system.



they wanted to call it "the elite forum," and of course they wanted me to run the bitch

but i declined because im too busy.....................



since then, ive faded into obscurity

Speak to Bilbo Baggins.....He'll give you a ring....Only then can you set off on your quest to Saddo towers and it's there that you'll enjoy games of 'Hide the sausage' and other brutal anal games that you must pass to become a MOD

haha funny thread all round for making me fall off my chair

Originally Posted by Smashup

Speak to Bilbo Baggins.....He'll give you a ring....Only then can you set off on your quest to Saddo towers and it's there that you'll enjoy games of 'Hide the sausage' and other brutal anal games that you must pass to become a MOD

Is that how you've became the MOD of the UK Board?

I have got an ass like a Japanese flag - nuff said

First you have to send a picture of yourself to saddo... proving that you are em... 'open' enough for the position...

If Saddo likes what he sees you have to receive his 'blessing'... this is only to become a junior mod... I heard that the full mods have to do this then get gang raped by the rest of the mods...

It gets harder for each member... both literally and in terms of suffering...