Thread: Don King to meet the Pope!

On March 21, His Royal Hairness - Don King will have an audience with Pope Benedict XVI at the Vatican in Rome Italy. "I am standing in the need of prayer," King told Page Six yesterday from Paris where he is promoting the cruiserweight rematch between O'Neil Bell and Jean-Marc Mormeck. The colorful promoter added, "I'm going to ask the pontiff to pray for all of us. He has a direct line to the man who sits high, looks low and keeps his eye on the sparrow.” King, who is a Baptist (and not a Roman Catholic) said he doesn't believe there should be any quibbling between denominations. Read more...

Well if ever there was proof that the Catholic Church is corrupt there you have it folks

Is King going to confess his sins?

King 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'

Pope' What is your sin my child'

King 'I killed a man, shot him in a gun fight.

Pope 'Do you repent of your sin?

King 'Yes I do father'

Pope 'Your sin is forgiven. Go in peace'

King 'Hang on there's more'

Pope 'Oh?'

King ' I killed another man, kicked him to death in the street.'

Pope ' '

King Oh and I stole from a man

Pope Who did you steal from child?

King Well it's a looooooonnnnngg list. This will take a while!

Pope Don't worry child all your sins are forgiven you

KingHang on wait there's more.......

Pope What child?

KingI'm going to steal from some more people can you absolve me now in advance

Pope God's forgiveness does not work like that wicked child

King Ok then please forgive me, I am about to kill another man.....

Pope HELP HELP

Im going to make one of my profound intellectual statements here....Don King is a nob!!

I actually have a joke that involves The Pope, Mike Tyson, Jesse Jackson and some peanut shells, but I probably shouldn't post it.

Originally Posted by Brockton Bomber

I actually have a joke that involves The Pope, Mike Tyson, Jesse Jackson and some peanut shells, but I probably shouldn't post it.

ah go for it whats the worst that can happen?

Originally Posted by Brockton Bomber

I actually have a joke that involves The Pope, Mike Tyson, Jesse Jackson and some peanut shells, but I probably shouldn't post it.

go on mate,I could do with a laugh.

I don't know who here reads Sports Illustrated, but this bit of news should definitely qualify for the section "This Week's Sign That the Apocalypse Is Upon Us."

Originally Posted by TitoFan

I don't know who here reads Sports Illustrated, but this bit of news should definitely qualify for the section "This Week's Sign That the Apocalypse Is Upon Us."

I love that. I get the Sportscenter almanac every year and they have all of those from the whole year in there. Great stuff.

I wouldnt be surprised if hes trying to line the Pope up as Valuevs next opponent, hes unbeaten you know :P