Albert Einstein
2nd Feb was Albert Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed and theorised that, if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a genetic connection.
This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative-a-Titty.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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