1. go to http://www.google.co.uk
2. click on "maps," above the search bar...
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "Paris" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. click on "get directions"
7. scroll down to step 24 (sometimes it may be step 23, but you will see what I mean) and ask yourself - what the fuck ?!?!?!