Thread: Idea of Heaven .

Had a wicked Pub Lunch today was a bit dubious ( used that word twice now ) paying £10.99 for a fucking Burger and £8.99 for my girlfriends Ham and Eggs ( she's a peasent )

When the thing come out .......woooow weeee i was blown a fucking way home made baps with 2 count em TWO motherfucking 10OZ burgers with a great big salad a big handfull of fuck off Chips ,proper chips no little pissy offcuts and a big huge dollop of coleslaw .....grrrrrrrrr.

We then watched a big of a cricket match on the local green under a blue sky without a cloud and a slight breeze on lush grass.

I fell asleep for about 20 minutes when i woke up the batsman hit a cover drive straight to where was sitting! I threw the ball back to the fielder who was at the non strikers end and even got a clap from the old man sitting next to me !!

My girlfriend was blown away by my throwing prowess and I'm almost certainly on for one sometime this week !!!


All in all a fucking great day ........i feel like breaking out the pimms and singing Jerusalem ....Summers here baby .

lol! great post cc

No doubt you'll leave work today, trip up on a step and accidentally slip your cock into miss worlds arse.

Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Had a wicked Pub Lunch today was a bit dubious ( used that word twice now ) paying £10.99 for a F****** Burger and £8.99 for my girlfriends Ham and Eggs ( she's a peasent )

When the thing come out .......woooow weeee i was blown a F****** way home made baps with 2 count em TWO motherfucking 10OZ burgers with a great big salad a big handfull of F*** off Chips ,proper chips no little pissy offcuts and a big huge dollop of coleslaw .....grrrrrrrrr.

We then watched a big of a cricket match on the local green under a blue sky without a cloud and a slight breeze on lush grass.

I fell asleep for about 20 minutes when i woke up the batsman hit a cover drive straight to where was sitting! I threw the ball back to the fielder who was at the non strikers end and even got a clap from the old man sitting next to me !!

My girlfriend was blown away by my throwing prowess and I'm almost certainly on for one sometime this week !!!


All in all a F****** great day ........i feel like breaking out the pimms and singing Jerusalem ....Summers here baby .

Hahaha