Thread: New Game, Guess the Teddy analogy!

Thought this would be fun. I made a post earlier about Teddy's increasingly bizarre foray into the Merchentesque world of random analogies and thought it would be fun to guess what subjects he uses to base his analogies around this weekend.

My money is on him likening one fighter to an animal, maybe a tiny beetle, whose constant gnawing at the wood over time will fell even the mightiest tree, and I also fancy him to mention the weather in at least one fight, fighter A is coming out roaring like a tempest but can't make his opponent put his umbrella away whilst fighter B shines his heat on fighter A so he puts his unbrella away and knocks fighter A out.

Makes no sense? MY THOUGHT'S EXACTLY!!!

But Teddy will make the retarded statements anyway you'll see :P

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING AHAHA CC BILBO TEDDY IS THE REASON I KEEP MY HEADPHONES OUT FOR FNF!

I come up with them in my alone time. Today I pulled weeds for hours and thought of a few.

"He's like a microphone, when he's off and inactive, he's useless, but when he turns on he is amplified and really makes a loud noise."

Or he can always resort to comparing a boxer to an all time great of another sport.

"He's like Steve Young, when he is in the pocket, he's good, he's ordinary but when he is out of the pocket he can beat you many different ways, he can run for the touchdown or he can pass. This fighter can beat you with the jab or he can make angles and make his way in, he is dangerous"

Not the best, I'm sure Teddy has better

haha I'm glad someone else finds amusement in Teddy's random meanderings, I love the microphone one I'm sure Teddy will use that one at some point in the future!

When you say pulled weeds do you literally mean weeding your garden?

Cos I've got an hilarious image of Teddy doing the same thing, pottering about tending his pansies and pulling out the daffodils all the time thinking to himself 'It's like a mighty elephant whose seen a tiny mouse and is starting to tremble....no wait it's like a herd of elephants who look like they rule the plains and then this tiny....no wait this......insignificant mouse......thats better........

Originally Posted by Bilbo

haha I'm glad someone else finds amusement in Teddy's random meanderings, I love the microphone one I'm sure Teddy will use that one at some point in the future!

When you say pulled weeds do you literally mean weeding your garden?

Cos I've got an hilarious image of Teddy doing the same thing, pottering about tending his pansies and pulling out the daffodils all the time thinking to himself 'It's like a mighty elephant whose seen a tiny mouse and is starting to tremble....no wait it's like a herd of elephants who look like they rule the plains and then this tiny....no wait this......insignificant mouse......thats better........

Hahaha yeah was pulling weeds for some lady down the street. I always thought of Teddy driving down the street and noticing things and relating them to boxing. Like if he saw someone jogging in place at a cross walk.

"He's like a jogger stopped at a crosswalk, he's bouncing around on the outside and just waiting for that one moment when the little man lights up and he can cross, he can cross onto the inside and continue doing his work"

Originally Posted by amat

Originally Posted by Bilbo

haha I'm glad someone else finds amusement in Teddy's random meanderings, I love the microphone one I'm sure Teddy will use that one at some point in the future!

When you say pulled weeds do you literally mean weeding your garden?

Cos I've got an hilarious image of Teddy doing the same thing, pottering about tending his pansies and pulling out the daffodils all the time thinking to himself 'It's like a mighty elephant whose seen a tiny mouse and is starting to tremble....no wait it's like a herd of elephants who look like they rule the plains and then this tiny....no wait this......insignificant mouse......thats better........

Hahaha yeah was pulling weeds for some lady down the street. I always thought of Teddy driving down the street and noticing things and relating them to boxing. Like if he saw someone jogging in place at a cross walk.

"He's like a jogger stopped at a crosswalk, he's bouncing around on the outside and just waiting for that one moment when the little man lights up and he can cross, he can cross onto the inside and continue doing his work"

haha maybe you should send a few ideas to him to use. He might be too busy to think of all the ones he needs. perhaps he has a researcher

I don't know I think he does fine on his own. The thing is most of these things come in the later rounds when his notes run out. So let's hope these rounds pass by.

I wish I could watch it live now, I want to know if used my beetle or your microphone one!

Teddy is disappointing tonight

Originally Posted by amat

Teddy is disappointing tonight

maybe he didn't have time to prepare?

I didn't vote cuz my choice wasn't posted. It was the peanutbutter and jelly analogy he used during one of the uk/usa contender shows.

LOL CC#773 Bilbo

I went with the last option of Teddy will use them all in the first fight alone...

Personally I love Teddy's analogies.....They make for something to be entertained about when the fight is boring..