Re: Leaving for Latvia in 15 hours - cheers for the tips Munky
Mate I did my Best man bit on Saturday - here are the 3 gags that went down the best:
Anyway eventually I managed to get a speech together, but it’s not the same rehearsing on your own so I thought I’d have a practice in front of a live audience, so I went up to Michaelstowe Hall Old Peoples home and tried it out on them I thought it went really well ……they all pissed themselves
As you know, Jack and Holly have been together for a good while now. But I can remember when Jack first took Holly to an expensive hotel for the weekend. He did the whole romantic bit, with flowers and champagne in the room, the whole works. In the morning they went down for breakfast. Jack ordered a full breakfast for himself, bacon, sausage, eggs, toast, cereal, coffee, the works. For Holly he ordered just some lettuce and carrots. I asked him later why that was and he said he wanted to see if she ate like a rabbit as well!
I just want to say that Holly has done such a great job making sure everything has come together for today. There have been some things she has asked me to do that have been no problem, but I had to draw the line when she phoned me up this morning and asked me to smear some Vaseline on Jack’s ring. I know me and Jack we’re friends but we’re not that close.

God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
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