Thread: Nursery Rhymes by yours truly.

Hickory Dickory Dock!
A mouse ran up my cock.

By the time he got to the top
He said GOD D@MN, I'm tired!



Jack was nimble
Jack was quick!
But he tripped
when he tried jumping over my dick.



Foock All Ya All! Who don't like my rhymes.
You know what you can do if you come in hatin'

What were you doing lying down naked on the ground whilst Jack was out running anyhow

Originally Posted by Bilbo

What were you doing lying down naked on the ground whilst Jack was out running anyhow

I was at a nude beach getting a tan.

Originally Posted by Danny_G

Originally Posted by Bilbo

What were you doing lying down naked on the ground whilst Jack was out running anyhow

I was at a nude beach getting a tan.

Ah ok and allowing a mouse to run up your cock has an innocent explanation too right?

Let me guess he mistook the smell for a huge block of cheese?

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Originally Posted by Danny_G

Originally Posted by Bilbo

What were you doing lying down naked on the ground whilst Jack was out running anyhow

I was at a nude beach getting a tan.

Ah ok and allowing a mouse to run up your cock has an innocent explanation too right?

Let me guess he mistook the smell for a huge block of cheese?

Jack Be Nimble was chasing the mouse and the mouse ran up my cock but the truth is, that is was the mouse who tripped Jack Be Nimble as Jack tried to jump over me, so credit the mouse for tripping Jack who thought he was so phuking nimble.

Originally Posted by Danny_G

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Originally Posted by Danny_G

Originally Posted by Bilbo

What were you doing lying down naked on the ground whilst Jack was out running anyhow

I was at a nude beach getting a tan.

Ah ok and allowing a mouse to run up your cock has an innocent explanation too right?

Let me guess he mistook the smell for a huge block of cheese?

Jack Be Nimble was chasing the mouse and the mouse ran up my cock but the truth is, that is was the mouse who tripped Jack Be Nimble as Jack tried to jump over me, so credit the mouse for tripping Jack who thought he was so phuking nimble.

You're becoming weirder than me you know that? :P