Thread: This is fowl ......

A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says 'Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!'

I had a mate who was suicidal.

He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

Then he was chuffed to bits.

Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are gone. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you stick it in a disabled one.

What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids!

I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought "Fuck it. I could win that!"

whats better than winning the paralypics

legs