All religions explained ....
Aethiest: Shit happens due to the law of physics.
Agnostic: Does shit really happen?
Catholicism: Shit happens becuase you're evil
Protestant: Shit happens because you're not working hard enough.
Baptist: Let us wash away your shit.
Charismatic: We're talking shit.
Televangelist: If shit happens then call this number...
C of E: Shit happens cos the Pope was a twat.
Jehova's Witnesses: Shit happens on your doorstep.
Jewish: Shit happens because it's cheaper.
Rastafarian: Let's smoke this shit.
Hinduism: Shit happened in your past lives.
Buddism: ...
Scientology: Shit won't happen if you pay us.
Voodoo: Shit happens becuase I made it happen.
Jedi: What a load of shit.
Muslim: The west makes shit happen.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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