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    Not even Gavin from autoglass could fix
    Whitney's crack problem.

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    Women come to me I have sex with them and then I'm paid for my
    services sound's great. But it not all fun being an undertaker.
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    Arsenal.
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    One for Andre

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    My Wifes Pal, asked Her if I was Circumcised, She said No He is a complete Prick
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    Why did the girl fall off of the swingset? She had no arms.

    Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus.

    Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

    What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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    What 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked
    to day Whitney's Houston crack pipe.

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is dying of cancer."

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    A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful woman. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself, hysterically, the blond responds to the husband, “shut up….you’re next!”
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    "Mommy, everynight I hear you and daddy making noise and
    when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him".

    His mom is taken by surprise and says.
    " Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

    And the boy says, "That won't work."

    His mom says, "Why?".

    And the boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day
    and blows him back up!"
    Last edited by Master; 02-22-2012 at 09:59 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Arsenal.
    Master that is bang out of order , was funny though

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto duran legend View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Arsenal.
    Master that is bang out of order , was funny though
    That was specifically aimed at you mate.
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    A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and,
    trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
    She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
    Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:
    Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
    Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.
    The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"
    I'm a West Ham United fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
    The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Hammers fan?"
    Because my mum and dad are from the eastend, and my mum is a West
    Ham fan and my dad is a West Ham fan, so I'm a West Ham fan too!"
    Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
    all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a car thief, what would you be then?"
    Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."
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    Default Re: Any good jokes ????

    I'm a liverpool fan.

    Just kidding. I'm an American.

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    Default Re: Any good jokes ????

    Quote Originally Posted by Slim the BoxingManiac View Post
    I'm a liverpool fan.

    Just kidding. I'm an American.
    Same thing.
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    I can explain it.
    But I cant understand it for you.

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