It's come to the point where the only part of the newspaper that I enjoy is the letters to the editor section.
Its just comic gold. I don't know what they're like wherever you people live but where I live people are constantly getting condemned to the darkest reaches of hell, and Barack Hussein Obama is constantly on the verge of being lynched. Its great stuff.
I meant to bring in the exact copies of a couple I read yesterday but I forgot so I'll just paraphrase them and bring in some more when I find something great (which is like every day).
One guy yesterday wrote that black people were the greatest enslavers of the 20th century because they (all of them) were communists who supported the communist victory in Vietnam which led to the enslavement of all Vietnamese.
Another wrote that President Bush is very anti-Israel (

) and because he is going against God's instructions by trying to take land from them God is retaliating by raising the price of oil. If Bush would stop being so anti-Israel then gas prices would go back down to Ten dollars a barrel. Just like that.
My paraphrasing doesn't really do them justice, I'll bring in the next piece of gold. Its the only reason I get the paper anymore.
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