Thread: Watching porn with the girlfriend

Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.

Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)

??

Depends on the girl I reckon...

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.

Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)

??

All girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!!

On the other hand it could convince her that when some numpty comes round to fix the boiler its ok to suck his cock

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.

Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)

??

All girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!!

See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from

Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is)

Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.

But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.

what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.

Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)

??

All girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!!

See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from

Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is)

Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.

But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.

what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one

Try and lick her nort and see what reaction you get

























Hope this helps

Originally Posted by Memphis

On the other hand it could convince her that when some numpty comes round to fix the boiler its ok to suck his cock

Is that not right then

Slag

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.

Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)

??

All girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!!

See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from

Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is)

Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.

But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.

what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one

If she comes up with the idea I'd nourish those thoughts.
I'd hesitate suggesting it myself mind.
Be subtle.

Donny your the king of diplomacy

Go for a tongue, a finger, if theres no NO at that point she'll have it

FACT!

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Originally Posted by BIG H

All girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!!

See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from

Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is)

Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.

But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.

what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one

Try and lick her nort and see what reaction you get

























Hope this helps

I agree, this always sorts the women into two categories. Those a little reserved and those up for owt.

So next time you go down there Hammer just go a bit further down and lick her balloon knot and see what happens.

Base your 'watching porn' decision on her reaction.

Originally Posted by Memphis

Donny your the king of diplomacy

Go for a tongue, a finger, if theres no NO at that point she'll have it

FACT!

And on the flip side she could just believe she has really bad gas and blow one out on my face??

Girls don't fart, piss or shit



FACT

Originally Posted by Memphis

Donny your the king of diplomacy

Go for a tongue, a finger, if theres no NO at that point she'll have it

FACT!

Ha it's true, I dunno how I got so mild mannered.
I've just always found it's easier to persuade people by leading them to believe they came up with the idea!

Mate thats what all smart men do to women

Originally Posted by Memphis

Mate thats what all smart men do to women

I would only do this for her own benefit of course