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Bilbo's Clan and Role Assignments
Ok fellow Clansters. As we now have several members I have decided it's time for the roles to be handed out.
So let me introduce all clan members to each other.
First off there's myself, Bilbo of course. I take the part of Frodo in my adventures as he like Leftylee was a horrible turncoat who not only took my beloved ring and threw it into Mount Doom but also stole my thunder by having his own adventure made into a blockbuster movie.
So I have stolen my glory back and in this clan Bilbo once again takes center stage.
Ok so to my companions. My fellow hobbits are comprised of my Filipino friends Bruce Lee, Rains, Pacstraight and Seven.
Bruce Lee as my first vassal from way back and most loyal member gets the role of Sam Gamgee and is my dependable companion as I retrace Frodo's steps to Mount Doom (in this case to get my damn ring back).
Julius Rains is the smooth singing Pippin, a popular and poetic hobbit who has the voice of a hobbit angel.
Have you heard him sing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ1iu39TLcg
Ok Pacstraight occupies the role of Merry and Seven is Fatty Bolagr, sadly ommitted from the feature film but who played a signifcant early role in helping Frodo (now Bilbo) escape into the Old Forest acting as a decoy to the Ring Wraiths.
Ok now we come to the non hobbit members of the clan.
Clubber is Radaghast the Brown, a tall wizard who talked to animals and was famously described by Saruman as 'a simple idiot and a fool'.
Dizaster is the loyal dwarf and hobbit friend Gimli. Stout and strong he is loyal to the hobbit cause.
And finally Katfight's is the beautiful half-Elven Queen Arwen, in this case of Irish Elven stock.
As we have no Aragorn I as clan leader Bilbo will fill his role also and have take Kat to be my queen. She has now swapped her tiny, dirty cramped caravan full of screaming little kids and instead come to live with me, in my tiny, dirty, cramped hobbit hole full of screaming fellow clan members. I hope she realises how lucky she is.
Obviously as a clan allianced to each other we need some mutual enemies to alliance against. Therefore non clan members have also been allotted role.
LeftyLee it will come as no suprise, is Smeagal/Gollum, the famous traitor turncoat.
He works for his overlord Violent D, who plays Sauron the Dark Lord himself in this roleplay.
I have also appointed honourary roles to other prominent Saddonians as I see fit.
Boxing Gorilla is Beorn, the friendly human/bear shape shifer who helped me on my own journeys and provided haven for my dwarven friends.
CutMeMick has the role of Elrond, the head of the Elves, most senior of the Middle Earth allies, father of the beautifal Arwen and by virtue of my marriage to Katfights, my father in law.
Saddo has perhaps the greatest role of all, as Eru Illuvator, the one God, and creator of Middle Earth and all that is in it. He is seldom seen but works tirelessly behind the scenes sustaining the Middle Earth Universe.
I have a few roles I would love to give out to certain members but acceptance would require Clan membership.
At 6 ft 2 and a long time hobbit friend I would love to offer Miles the role of Gandalf.
As a promising young warrior and a dashingly good looking young man I'd like to offer fellow hobbit friend Hitmandonny the role of Legolas
Finally I'd like to give Legion the role, as requested, of the cave troll in the Mines of Moria. At first I thought he was wasn't ugly enough for the part but on watching the film again I see actually that the cave troll was indeed hideiously ugly and therefore a fitting role for Legion to play.
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