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    Default Two women meet in heaven....


    1st
    woman: Hi! My name is Wanda
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!


    1st
    woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd
    woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st
    woman: So, what happened?


    2nd
    woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st
    woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive.
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    Default Re: Two women meet in heaven....

    Quote Originally Posted by Mark TKO View Post
    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
    1st woman: I froze to death.2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st
    woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd
    woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st
    woman: So, what happened?

    2nd
    woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st
    woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive.





    I've read about this somewhere.

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    Default Re: Two women meet in heaven....

    That was a good one man, it had me laughing

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