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What as 2 legs and bleeds a lot

A dog cut in 2

plopeater - you wont get a funnier joke on here

Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

plopeater - you wont get a funnier joke on here

Dark Lord Al and everyone else

Make me laugh

this isnt the funniest but i herd it befor its a lil corny funny

whats Black and White and Red allover
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A penguin with a sunburn

i warned you it was a lil corny
peace

Originally Posted by LacosteDon

this isnt the funniest but i herd it befor its a lil corny funny

whats Black and White and Red allover
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.................................................. .
A penguin with a sunburn

i warned you it was a lil corny
peace

LacosteDon

This fat doode, (lets call him mike) wanted to loose weight. So he reads this ad from a newspaper that said it would help him loose weight fast. He calls the number and when the payment was made, his first day of losing weight starts right away early in morning....

(5am)...DING DONG! (doorbells)

Mike gets up and answers the door.

To his suprise a beautiful sexy women stands infront of him as he opens the door. She is completely naked, she tells him "if you can catch me you can fuck me" then she takes off running.

Mike overflowing with exitement and erection runs after her.

Mike eventually caught her and fucked her, it was the best ever exercise possible. Running for miles then fucking a hot chick, Mike couldn't be more happier. Plus he was really losing weight and his abs began to show.

After a month of exercise/hardcore fucking with that chick. Mike decides he steps it up. There was another level that he remember being offered to him. It was called extreme, Mikes curiousity took over. He began to imagin extreme meaning more than one women he would need to chase and be able to fuck.

So Mike calls the ad and after his update on exercise level completed. His new exercise routine would begin as soon as possible.

(11:35pm) DING DONG! (doorbells)

Mike smiles and with excitement rushes to meet the new advance extreme exercise routine.

Right when he opens the door Mike says, "...uhh can i help you sir"

There it stood, a 6 foot 8 258 pounds convict just released from prison and loved prison gangster slash thug slash gay bully thug sex.

The men stood over Mike and shouts slash roar at him " when I catch you, your fucking anal is mine..BITCH!"

Mike with all his might takes off as fast as he can. while the beast chased him, he cries and pisses himself fully fearful of this convict gay thug legally sent for him as his exercise.

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

This fat doode, (lets call him mike) wanted to loose weight. So he reads this ad from a newspaper that said it would help him loose weight fast. He calls the number and when the payment was made, his first day of losing weight starts right away early in morning....

(5am)...DING DONG! (doorbells)

Mike gets up and answers the door.

To his suprise a beautiful sexy women stands infront of him as he opens the door. She is completely naked, she tells him "if you can catch me you can fuck me" then she takes off running.

Mike overflowing with exitement and erection runs after her.

Mike eventually caught her and fucked her, it was the best ever exercise possible. Running for miles then fucking a hot chick, Mike couldn't be more happier. Plus he was really losing weight and his abs began to show.

After a month of exercise/hardcore fucking with that chick. Mike decides he steps it up. There was another level that he remember being offered to him. It was called extreme, Mikes curiousity took over. He began to imagin extreme meaning more than one women he would need to chase and be able to fuck.

So Mike calls the ad and after his update on exercise level completed. His new exercise routine would begin as soon as possible.

(11:35pm) DING DONG! (doorbells)

Mike smiles and with excitement rushes to meet the new advance extreme exercise routine.

Right when he opens the door Mike says, "...uhh can i help you sir"

There it stood, a 6 foot 8 258 pounds convict just released from prison and loved prison gangster slash thug slash gay bully thug sex.

The men stood over Mike and shouts slash roar at him " when I catch you, your fucking anal is mine..BITCH!"

Mike with all his might takes off as fast as he can. while the beast chased him, he cries and pisses himself fully fearful of this convict gay thug legally sent for him as his exercise.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag??


Ones white, made of plastic, and dangerous to small children.


The other is a plastic bag.

I see a new recruit for the Baggins Clan just arrived.

Originally Posted by LEGION

I see a new recruit for the Baggins Clan just arrived.

wot are these bilbo jibes legion.

wot i done

Shiteater, whats the deal with the VD pulverizer under your av?

Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

Shiteater, whats the deal with the VD pulverizer under your av?

dunt call me shitting eater

and i pulverise VD

Don't get nervous, shiteater... I'm kidding... kinda

Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

Don't get nervous, shiteater... I'm kidding... kinda

ok pob u gud bloke

Originally Posted by plopeater

Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON

Don't get nervous, shiteater... I'm kidding... kinda

ok pob u gud bloke

What's up with the name... seriously