The Lions will continue to suck for the foreseeable future
If I do any reading in the bathroom,my wife will probably ask me to light a match when Im done
When I finally get my new ring in,there will most likely be one crucial bolt missing,and I will have to send someone to Lowes.
At least one of the fighters I have some representation of,is going to get completely jobbed by a promoter
My son will break one of his toys,and expect me to fix it,even though its totally snafued
Every year for the rest of my life,I will cook turkey on Thanksgiving,and miss at least a half of the late game because Im sleeping on the couch
Sooner or later my mother in law and myself will get in to an argument
Despite all hopes to the contrary,Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise will have hit films.
Im not much of a gambling man

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