Thread: Friday gag - I almost forgot

Just in from the pub and had my curry.

Anyway..........

Last night I had this strange dream that I had written the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

As it happens I was just tolkien in my sleep....

, So anyway this dyslexic walks into a bra.

Whats the difference between a cello and a coffin?
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Fridays always bad for me ,I lost my wife on a Friday.
Poker can be tough.

What do you call a policewoman with a shaved pussy?
Cuntstubble.

You hear about the two lesbians who built a house without using any nails?

It was all tongue 'n groove.

A little kid dressed in a bath robe with a cigar in his mouth, answers the front door.
The salesman asks "Is your mum or dad there please".

Kid takes a puff and says "What the fuk do you think?"

Originally Posted by Andre

A little kid dressed in a bath robe with a cigar in his mouth, answers the front door.
The salesman asks "Is your mum or dad there please".

Kid takes a puff and says "What the fuk do you think?"