I tried to think of 8, and I'm sure there are eight things that bother me, but these get me the most.

1. When companies use outside recruiting agencies to fill jobs. If recruiters knew anything about the jobs they recruited for, they'd have a real job themsevles.

2. When fast food joints don't fill your fries. Chincy bastards. What i've actually learned to do is pull out a bunch to make it look emptier than it was and them take them back up and say "top me off." How f'ing hard is it to give someone what they pay for?

3. When the bartender fails to pour you a full pint. If I wanted all that head I'd have stayed home, bitch.

4. When I wave people in they don't wave thanks. F you.

5. All Cialis commercials. They're not funny or clever. They're nothing but stupid dick jokes and the entire advertising world knows that dick jokes don't cut it.