Thread: Found some white dog shit in my garden

100% genuine and 3 lumps of it...it's the neighbours little cunt of a dog that comes into my garden and shit's on my lawn
Gonna give it the business end of a shovel when i catch it and toss both parts of it back over the fence and see how the miserable bint of an owner likes that.
Was def white dog shit anyway and something i haven't seen since i was young.
Rare find...very happy with it..took me back to me youth and happy days of jumping brooks on me striker

Originally Posted by smashup

100% genuine and 3 lumps of it...it's the neighbours little cunt of a dog that comes into my garden and shit's on my lawn
Gonna give it the business end of a shovel when i catch it and toss both parts of it back over the fence and see how the miserable bint of an owner likes that.
Was def white dog shit anyway and something i haven't seen since i was young.
Rare find...very happy with it..took me back to me youth and happy days of jumping brooks on me striker

HAHA slow day?
A thread on white dog shit?

Eagle dont underestimate the significance of white dog shit. It is a rare find and as Smash said something not seen since the 80's.

We got a dog from a rescue center the other week. She was out doing her business the other day and I thought to myself 'where has all the white dogshit gone?' Nice find Smash, seing some white dog shit is every bit as significant as finding a full sized Wham bar, although not as tasty I'd imagine.........Plopeater?

Used to see it everywhere back in the day..chalky texture usually and was very common in West London.
Think it was something to do with an additive being removed from certain dog foods in the 80's that lead to it's scarceness.
Might ebay it if it's still in her backgarden as i just fling it back over the hedge aiming at her kitchen window

Originally Posted by eagle

Originally Posted by smashup

100% genuine and 3 lumps of it...it's the neighbours little cunt of a dog that comes into my garden and shit's on my lawn
Gonna give it the business end of a shovel when i catch it and toss both parts of it back over the fence and see how the miserable bint of an owner likes that.
Was def white dog shit anyway and something i haven't seen since i was young.
Rare find...very happy with it..took me back to me youth and happy days of jumping brooks on me striker

HAHA slow day?
A thread on white dog shit?

yep...but i only talk "Shit" on the hidden boards mate

Times ripe to do a Clint Eastwood on your next door neighbour. Catch him in the lift, grab him by the neck.. <use this stare talk through gritted teeth.

"Listen punk your nothing to me ,one day you're going to dry up, turn white and blow away in the wind just like dog shit."
"Keep ya mutt outta my backyard got it?" Well have ya punk?"

hahahahahaha
If thats genuine Clint and he really did say that in a film then i'm gonna have to
We got horses opposite us at the stable over the road! gotta make it convincing
I'm off to ebay to buy a 10 gallon hat then..........................

He said something simular to some prick in a lift that had just sneered at him after winning a court case against Harry Callahan. I love it, had to share.

Wasn't it just the elements that turned it white?

Also there seemed to be more stray dogs. There were no poo-bins in parks and stuff like that was there? And there doesn't seem to be half as much dogshit on pavements these days, no?

Yeah definately less shite on the ground these days but it seemed to disapear really quickly, before scooping poop and all that.

Maybe we just notice it less as we get older. Sort of like you used to step in dogshit all the time (well i did anyway ) but not anymore.

If it disappeared real quick then maybe Smash was right about something in their grub being altered.

Good topic

When your a kid your smaller...so your eyes are closer to ground level
(can you see where i'm going with this)
Maybe as we get taller and older we simply just miss it
hahaha

I miss White Dog Shit - in the same way that I miss Spangles & Cabanas & 10p Mix Ups

Smash was it White in the middle

Nah mate..this was the proper gear and chalky with it
Heard it ping off the neighbours window as i launched it back over her garden hedge so it was the old school stuff.
May have been fossilized from the 80's but deffo white through and through