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    Default Anyone know anything about cars?

    Have driven into work near heathrow this morning on low petrol. Forgot to bring my fucking wallett and to get back its about 70 miles to portsmouth. Now the range on the coputer on my car says 45 miles. So going by my cars computer i should run out of petrol 20-25 miles before i reach home.

    I can't put any money in the car cos i forgot my fooking cards so my question is. Are these ranges accurate or do they usually allow for some reserve? So it says 45 miles but really it'll do 70-80 miles?

    I guess i could drive at 45mph all the way and i might just make it.

    Fooking hope so!

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    Borrowed 15 quid from someone at work. Poor sod had to go to the cashpoint and get it too

    I owe him a couple of beers

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    I would have filled up at a petrol station the acted as if I forgot I did not have my walet .

    All they do is take your details and then you send them a check.EASY
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    Quote Originally Posted by porkypara View Post
    I would have filled up at a petrol station the acted as if I forgot I did not have my walet .

    All they do is take your details and then you send them a check.EASY

    we call it gas in north america.



    in the usa they have soda
    we here in canada call it pop

    wtf!
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    When I hit 'E' and get a ping,still have a good 20 miles I can make.Kill the a/c....coast when you can and throw all XXL passengers out .

    If all else fails.....wait for nightfall.Then a garden hose,sharp knife and mouthwash should do the trick.Get ready to pucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins View Post
    When I hit 'E' and get a ping,still have a good 20 miles I can make.Kill the a/c....coast when you can and throw all XXL passengers out .

    If all else fails.....wait for nightfall.Then a garden hose,sharp knife and mouthwash should do the trick.Get ready to pucker

    sounds like a plan to get naked and sacrifice a small goat
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheChosenOne View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by porkypara View Post
    I would have filled up at a petrol station the acted as if I forgot I did not have my walet .

    All they do is take your details and then you send them a check.EASY

    we call it gas in north america.



    in the usa they have soda
    we here in canada call it pop

    wtf!
    We call LPG gas (because it is gas) and petrol we call petrol .

    what the fuck do you call Gas if you call petrol gas? maybe petrol?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins View Post
    When I hit 'E' and get a ping,still have a good 20 miles I can make.Kill the a/c....coast when you can and throw all XXL passengers out .

    If all else fails.....wait for nightfall.Then a garden hose,sharp knife and mouthwash should do the trick.Get ready to pucker
    You know mate if you put the hose in and block all air from escaping around the fuel inlet hole with a cloth or your shirt; you blow through the hose into the tank a few times; seal the end of the hose with your thumb, blow again until you feel the pressure build right up and lower the hose into your bucket and it pisses out, no more gas guzzling
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli surfs 'Nawlins View Post
    When I hit 'E' and get a ping,still have a good 20 miles I can make.Kill the a/c....coast when you can and throw all XXL passengers out .

    If all else fails.....wait for nightfall.Then a garden hose,sharp knife and mouthwash should do the trick.Get ready to pucker
    You know mate if you put the hose in and block all air from escaping around the fuel inlet hole with a cloth or your shirt; you blow through the hose into the tank a few times; seal the end of the hose with your thumb, blow again until you feel the pressure build right up and lower the hose into your bucket and it pisses out, no more gas guzzling
    ......No doubt chief.Like a giant beer bong.Except, you do not want to swallow that swill.

    Hey....when your options are spent.You adapt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andre View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheChosenOne View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by porkypara View Post
    I would have filled up at a petrol station the acted as if I forgot I did not have my walet .

    All they do is take your details and then you send them a check.EASY

    we call it gas in north america.



    in the usa they have soda
    we here in canada call it pop

    wtf!
    We call LPG gas (because it is gas) and petrol we call petrol .

    what the fuck do you call Gas if you call petrol gas? maybe petrol?

    i dont know i though we were all speaking english.......

    and wtf is lpg?
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    We can run our cars on real gas, like you take camping to cook on and light your lights. Its called Lpg dont know exactly what it stands for maybe liquid petroleum gas , Ill find out with a click or two.. but you need special tanks fitted and special blowers etc so your car can run on the stuff.

    Its half the price of petrol but it burns hot and old style engines will fuk their valves up real fast if you dont add oil into the carby with the gas cause its so dry and hot. unleaded cars are fine they are built with hardened valves etc.
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    Yep...

    Liquefied Petroleum Gas (LPG) is the generic name for mixtures of hydrocarbons (mainly propane and butane). When these mixtures are lightly compressed.
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    Cars are Fucking Expensive, what else do you want to know
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