BBC NEWS | UK | England | Hampshire | Man denies sawing off wife's head
I literally lol'd at that title, it has to be one of the best news headlines I have ever heard.
His defence is great too, he admits to getting into a knife fight with her but denies the injuries with one of the greatest denial lines of all time '
I have no reason to cut someone's head off, I've never cut someone's head off'.
Ok I have a sick sense of humour maybe but the nature of the crime coupled with the headline and his astonishing denials of injury just make it sordidly amusing.