Signs that you are getting older
- If you do not know any of the songs in the Top 40 -
- You are against skimpy clothes
- You lie to your kids to get them to behave
- You have stopped going out and become a taxi driver for your kids
- You get impatient
- You sound slightly mad and talk to yourself
- You spend more time at B&Q than HMV
- You get annoyed at Christmas – why should santa get all the credit for buying the prsesnts when you have bought them.
- You are thrifty with money but wife spends too much on shoes, bags and clothes
- You turn off the heating and lights – if you are cold wear a jumper!
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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