Thread: Mugged last night

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

, this would be more like it

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

Tell us more, sounds like an interesting story and something that could have turned out quite wrong.

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

Tell us more, sounds like an interesting story and something that could have turned out quite wrong.

Originally Posted by Nameless

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Last night on my way back to hotel after xmas party I was set upon by 3 blokes down an alley.

I managed to knock one out - not the best time to have a wank I know but let's face it, it could have been my last

Tell us more, sounds like an interesting story and something that could have turned out quite wrong.

Haha, made me laugh!

I laughed, I always do, even when they're horrible, maybe especially when they're horrible.

Mark, you jokes are the primary reason for my complete and utter lack of faith in the human race. Yet paradoxically, I enjoy them in some twisted way. I can't not read them. I need them. Please kill me.

Originally Posted by CFH

Mark, you jokes are the primary reason for my complete and utter lack of faith in the human race. Yet paradoxically, I enjoy them in some twisted way. I can't not read them. I need them. Please kill me.

For some reason, I did picture the whole event as if it did happen for real and tried to imagine such unreal scene and I thought it was tailor made for a Tarrentino scene.

Haha, this is pretty good. I'll be claiming it as own. Thanks