Thread: If The Aliens Came

to Earth and you had to pick one person to represent your country and go meet them who would it be?

I'm trying to decide between Bill Murray, Nick Saban, and James Toney.

and yeah I know the title sounds kind of funny

None of those that already have

haha Bill FUCKING murray! what an actor...

na for me it would have to be Joe Pesci

James Toney would be fantastic, but even with good English language skills I think they would be in trouble. Bill Murray would be superb too. I don't know who the other person is.

As for representing my country, well that is more difficult. How about Sean Ryder from the Happy Mondays? He would probably confuse them a bit. Liam Gallagher would be another one.

Bill Murray clearly needs to play EBM in a satirical send up of beard mans life. There could be a few weepy moments in there too and flashbacks to Vietnam. Murray knows how to grow a beard.

Trainer Monkey.

Andre

have to be a delegation team consisting of danny dyer, johnny vegas and frank gallagher

EASY.... a trio of

Bootsy Collins and his "Space Bass"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgrOD4PZzuY

Darryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins "from the Planet Love-Tron" (a former pro basketball player)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRRTCq_jItc

"The Spaceman" Bill Lee (former Pitcher of the Boston Red Sox)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cewha8jtOLI

....it's best to have an intergalactic assembly and I figure those guys know their aliens so they can tell us if they are good or bad right away

Originally Posted by Andre

Trainer Monkey.

You really want the aliens to go back to their homeland straight away, right? sometimes I go on his FB page (though I am not his friend) only to read his rants, 2 times now he stated that he has an IQ of 167, knowing it's total fraud it makes me want to write him that his off his trolley but his ego is so big that I don't.

Hmm tough one, Dennis Leary jumps to mind, he wouldnt pull any punches.
Obviously the Queen for diplomacy.
Lee Evans for the comical slant

Marilyn Manson.

Originally Posted by OumaFan

to Earth and you had to pick one person to represent your country and go meet them who would it be?

I'm trying to decide between Bill Murray, Nick Saban, and James Toney.

They'd better wear a condom. Don't need those little alien bastards running around.

Oh, wait. I guess I should read more than the thread title. If the aliens are bad, Will Smith and Joachim Phoenix. Will can just punch them in the head. Creatures that fly across the galaxy intent on the destruction of mankind can easily be defeated in such a manner even in their space suits. Joachim can back him up with a baseball bat.

If they're good Henry Thomas and Kurt Russell. Henry for obvious reasons and Kurt just in case they still decide to get out of line.

Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

Hmm tough one, Dennis Leary jumps to mind, he wouldnt pull any punches.
Obviously the Queen for diplomacy.
Lee Evans for the comical slant

lee evans isnt funny though unless you like sweaty men who put on silly accents for 2 hours flat