Thread: I'm feeding the homeless in a few hours....

I work for a big company, and a few months ago they sent around an e-mail saying they were teaming up with a Red Cross type charity company who has a bunch of soup vans that need volunteers..

Anyway, I expressed my interest in it, and now a few months later, today is my first day to join the van and drive around feeding homeless people hot drinks and food....

My friends laughed at me when I told them I was doing this.. I'm not sure if it's completely outside my nature, but given a collective of my friends, it would be completely out of our nature..

But figuring I need to stock on up on some good Karma whenever an opportunity arises, here I go...


If movies have taught me anything, there will be a really hot, cute young girl who always volunteers there and see's me as some person doing it entirely to make myself feel better about something.. she'll show me what to do and not tolerate any idle chit chat like "what do you apart from this"? Then when we are out and I know she's watching me, but she thinks no one is watching me, I do some really sweet thing to some old homeless lady like help her tie up her Sardine tin shoes with string around them, because her back is to messed up to reach down there. I go back and the girl starts acting differently towards me, seeing this "bad boy" in a whole new light, and we bang like chinchilla's after we've finished cleaning up the kitchen on our own back at the depot.....

What a night that is in store for me...

Big ups to you...and we want pictures of the hot girl

Originally Posted by VictorCharlie

Big ups to you...and we want pictures of the hot girl

Bringing a camera to charity work may be the deal breaker with me winning her over though...

Might just hide it till later..

Nice man! Been there, done that..on both sides unfortunately. Whatever motivates you and hot chicks count indeed!!

Originally Posted by Spicoli

Nice man! Been there, done that..on both sides unfortunately. Whatever motivates you and hot chicks count indeed!!

LOL nuh was kidding about the hot chick.... If reality has taught me anything, there will not be a single person there under the age of 55...

It should be interesting and hopefully will provide a story or two I can come back here with..

That's pretty cool of you to do. Good on you, Diz.

Nice gesture Diz, I am certain it will be a very interesting experience human wise even if the hot chicks aren't necessary a part of the deal.

I've always wanted to be a tramp saviour. I see them on the streets and I'm convinced I could clean them up and get them a job.

Maybe one day when I've fixed my own life up permanently, I'll be king of the tramps and make a difference.

good for you Diz

Well done mate and in exchange you will feel better and your life will be good.

It not only does good to others but for yourself as well, and some of that goodnes you will carry for life. Indeed a good karma...
...but forget the movie part though, lol.

Bang like chinchillas? I'm gonna take your word for that one since I've never even seen a chinchilla. Good for you on helping the less fortunate.

So what went down?

You serving or preparing?

What time of day and which area was the van in when you helped out mate?

Is it the one that runs from Stkilda in the evening to Flinders street station later on?

I believe one young man started that whole idea and van off all by himself.

....Oh you're giving the homeless food? I thought you were going to throw them to the crocodiles or something else that is actually worthy of your time and effort

Just kidding, good job on helping out Diz, very nice gesture.

if there is no hot girl, there is always the lady with the sardine tin shoes.