Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
Said to the missus "hey fat cunt what do you want for Valentine,s day" She said " dont get fucking lippy" i said " mascara it is then " !!!
I do not believe in Valentines as everyday in my household is valentine day. Plus I am a tight git.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
A holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
A few years back a friend of mine went all out for Valentine's Day; covered his place is roses bought jewelry, the whole shot. His girl loved and wondered, since he'd done this much already, he had planned for the 14th.
Yep...misread the calendar.
i bought my girl a belt and a bag. she prob wont be real impressed, knowing her. but atleast she'll be able to work that vacuum now.
Funny stuff fellas
Guy Falks night / Valantines day same things for me really both end in a bang.
Exploding black roses,now theres an idea!
They get me on Christmas and mothers day. But not Valentines. All 3 started dropping hints about what I'm a be getting them last week. Answer? Not a damn thing. Y'all want gifts? Go find a boyfriend. Time to let your babies daddy get some peace and rest.
I eventually folded and bought a 55p love heart cake from Greggs.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
Time to party alone for a few days!![]()
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
I got 24 roses :0) he got layed !!
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