Thread: Your ultimate fight

Can be fictional characters or real life

Dustin Hoffman as rainman Vs Howlin Mad Murdoch from the A Team

Reckon this would be a cracking scrap. Not sure who wins though. Think Dustin might stick in a few crafty headbutts

I would like to see Manny Pacquiao against Jaws. It would basically pit catfish against Shark and hopefully result in barefaced carnage. I would also like to see Mike Tyson brutally knock out Netanhayu and Obama at one of their 'how to repress the arabs' meetings.

Godzilla Vs the t-Rex from Jurassic park. The winner gets to bit the head off Sam Neal

And I must emphasise that there was no typo in my post, I really did mean Jaws and not Jews. I have never heard of a Jewish shark, but I would put nothing past Mossad and the evidence they might plant.

Originally Posted by miles

And I must emphasise that there was no typo in my post, I really did mean Jaws and not Jews. I have never heard of a Jewish shark, but I would put nothing past Mossad and the evidence they might plant.

The Jewish sharks were pretty active in Egypt in prior to the Arab Spring.

Shark 'sent to Egypt by Mossad' - Telegraph


By the way, this fight with Manny, does it take place in the ocean or on land?

I guess as it's a Manny fight it would have to be a catchweight. So let's say it takes place in a swimming pool in Las Vegas.

Given that a shark lives in a salt water ocean, not a heated pool with chlorine I actually think Manny can take him.

He'd have to stay in the shallow end, and hope the shark just stayed in the deep end, got ill and died.

Kind of like happened with Oscar De La Hoya..

Mossad are actually pretty awesome.

Apparently they use vultures as well

Vulture held as Mossad spy by Saudi Arabia | The Australian

Actually the Jews have used a range of animal weaponry over the years including jellyfish, rats, squirrels and sheep.

All is revealed here

Real Americans Defend Israel: The Top 13 Zionist Animal Conspiracy Theories

To be fair; if chief Brodie can give jaws a spanking, then it's a manny win. Perhaps we could even things up a bit be sticking 3 yellow barrels in mannys back and see what happens then. If after 3 rounds there is no decision, then Richard Dreyfus should be lowered into the pool in a cage and allowed to jab at them both with that stick thing. (he does have things on board that will kill it). Thats assuming he doesn't drop the fucking thing. He's not exactly got a 100% record

Gus Johnson vs Jaws...and a T rex

All the grid iron training wouldn't save flash Gordon from Buck Rogers effortless 70's chic in my opinion. Plus as a backup, twiki could put the boot in, if required.

'1989' Alf Stewart (from Home & Away) versus '1986' Pete Beale (from Eastenders)


This would have decided who was the hardest soap star in the world during the 80s.


Sadly myself and my uni housemates in early 90s would often debate who was worthy of that crown and always came down to these two to settle it. Could never decide unanimously who would be victorious. This would settle it.

For the record I favoured Alf winning by TKO in Rounds 2-3.

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1954 Godzila at the peak of his powers and Saturday Night Live legend Bill Brasky!

Good call on sharks BTW, I have no idea why I didn't make the Shylock style Jewish connection.

Indiana Jones Vs Butterbean is another of my all time dream matchups.

Beefy Hamed / Butterbean.

Originally Posted by TheCapitalist

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Mark Fowler.

He was unpunchable, nobody would risk getting splashes of aids on them.