Thread: Favourite lesson at school ?

What was everyone's favourite lesson at school ?

Mine was always PE (Physical Education, Gym etc as its known). This was always because I had the biggest cock in the class.

I used to love strolling round the changing rooms stark bollock naked and flicking the weaker kids with the tip of my towel whilst pointing and laughing at the ones with little pathetic peckers.

Then one day I was sacked


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Mine was Geography,

My teacher was Mr Shail, twat of a bloke actually !
Remember one day class just started, and he fired a question straight at me:

"Matthew, where is Pakistan?"

to which I replied:

"He's still playing footy with Pakipete"

Bastard put me detention

apart from this being a gag thread. I liked english lit & P.E. I was good at p.e & horribly competitive.

Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

Mine was Geography,

My teacher was Mr Shail, twat of a bloke actually !
Remember one day class just started, and he fired a question straight at me:

"Matthew, where is Pakistan?"

to which I replied:

"He's still playing footy with Pakipete"

Bastard put me detention

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

apart from this being a gag thread. I liked english lit & P.E. I was good at p.e & horribly competitive.

....Yeah, yeah, whatever. What everyone wonders about your schooling is #1 Did you wear and uniform and #2 Did you get paddled

I performed well in all my subjects. Maybe English or History above all others.

History was my favourite subject, I got to do farming/corn laws whilst the other mates got to do world wars which I was annoyed at.

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

apart from this being a gag thread. I liked english lit & P.E. I was good at p.e & horribly competitive.

....Yeah, yeah, whatever. What everyone wonders about your schooling is #1 Did you wear and uniform and #2 Did you get paddled

yes to no.1. I was also a prefect. That brief and early flirtation with uniforms and power later led me to invade poland.

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

apart from this being a gag thread. I liked english lit & P.E. I was good at p.e & horribly competitive.

....Yeah, yeah, whatever. What everyone wonders about your schooling is #1 Did you wear and uniform and #2 Did you get paddled

yes to no.1. I was also a prefect. That brief and early flirtation with uniforms and power later led me to invade poland.

You miss spelled Pole Land.

Did Mark TKO tell a joke?

PE and French.

I used to regularly get time out of school to do French poetry recitals all over the place. It also provided a never ending supply of blank tapes which was vital in those days.

and they keep falling victims to Mark...

Originally Posted by CutMeMick

and they keep falling victims to Mark...

Mick, everyone knows, we just carry on regardless. Its the ultimate betrayal