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Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
Fuck me sideways.
I am officially old now. I cannot believe he is 31.
I also cannot believe his entire working life lasted between the ages 8-10 and that was it.![]()
If Michael Jackson was alive he would be gutted Culkin was a grown man.
Same age as me, impending middle age then the eventual rot that sets through until inevitable death.
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
I have never watched the Home Alone films.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
This is your funniest joke yet!![]()
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
You know what shocked me? Kinda daft really but Home Alone was on the other day and I genuinely was shocked how infantile the older brother looks now!
That and how i can now relate more to the two crooks than I can the kids.
Next it'll be the creepy old wellington boots man :/
You young people are so funny.![]()
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