Thread: Funny true story

My parents are in their 80's ,well their friend had to get a urine sample for the doctor and she put it in an old sterilized miniature whiskey bottle the ones you get off the planes when you fly.

Anyway shes nodded off to sleep in the train and some fuck wit stole her piss

I said to my mum I hope she had a urinary tract infection

The best kind of justice!

Originally Posted by chinchekked

The best kind of justice!

Yeah, self served .

Damn you again, Andre. Now you make me laugh.

Ya have to be into ya piss to go stealing alcohol off an old lady .

Its like the two blowflies sitting on a turd floating down the sewer and one turns to the other and says "so do we eat first? Or get into the piss?"

Andre's into dirty jokes now.