Thread: Mosque Loud Speakers

five days in to my holiday in Turkey and aside from the fact theres no tits to look at pool side and all porn sites appear to be blocked when I try and access them ....I now have another moan

what is it with the mosque loud speakers turned all the way up to 11 and the call to prayer. 5 times a day and the first always wakes me up at some unearthly hour. No problems with call to prayer but does it have to be so fucking loud !?! I'm on my holidays goddamnitt !!!!

Whats it all about

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

five days in to my holiday in Turkey and aside from the fact theres no tits to look at pool side and all porn sites appear to be blocked when I try and access them ....I now have another moan

what is it with the mosque loud speakers turned all the way up to 11 and the call to prayer. 5 times a day and the first always wakes me up at some unearthly hour. No problems with call to prayer but does it have to be so fucking loud !?! I'm on my holidays goddamnitt !!!!

Whats it all about

Throw glass bottles of Effes at the Mosque until they shut the fuck up. If they dont show them some Alf Roberts clips until they back the fuck up.

For some reason after reading this thread I want to eat some pork chops.

Hahaha, this reminds me of OSS 117: Cairo Nest of Spies! Its a French movie but absolutely hilarious, you should check it out once you get back.

There's actually a scene where the main character shuts up a muezin (the prayer leaders who do all the hollering).

"The problem with Arabic is that it is difficult to read"

I tell you Mark, with your sense of humor you'll LOVE that movie!

Originally Posted by Memphis

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

five days in to my holiday in Turkey and aside from the fact theres no tits to look at pool side and all porn sites appear to be blocked when I try and access them ....I now have another moan

what is it with the mosque loud speakers turned all the way up to 11 and the call to prayer. 5 times a day and the first always wakes me up at some unearthly hour. No problems with call to prayer but does it have to be so fucking loud !?! I'm on my holidays goddamnitt !!!!

Whats it all about

Throw glass bottles of Effes at the Mosque until they shut the fuck up. If they dont show them some Alf Roberts clips until they back the fuck up.

how dare these fucking muslims spout off in their own country.

In their own country? The cunts.

What are the chances that Mark TKO will ever visit Turkey again?

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

how dare these fucking muslims spout off in their own country.

I didnt say they shouldnt I said why cant they turn it the fuck down !

Originally Posted by Memphis

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

five days in to my holiday in Turkey and aside from the fact theres no tits to look at pool side and all porn sites appear to be blocked when I try and access them ....I now have another moan

what is it with the mosque loud speakers turned all the way up to 11 and the call to prayer. 5 times a day and the first always wakes me up at some unearthly hour. No problems with call to prayer but does it have to be so fucking loud !?! I'm on my holidays goddamnitt !!!!

Whats it all about

Throw glass bottles of Effes at the Mosque until they shut the fuck up. If they dont show them some Alf Roberts clips until they back the fuck up.

can't launch that link as wifi is shit here. Thought you were meaning Alf Stewart at first

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

how dare these fucking muslims spout off in their own country.

I didnt say they shouldnt I said why cant they turn it the fuck down !

er.so people can hear it you idiot.

Originally Posted by ono

In their own country? The cunts.

damm right !

if many of our Leeds local swimming pool can have ' muslim females only ' afternoons then surely they can have a 'turn the volume down to half way ' for the hungover sleeping Brits in holiday season. He doesnt even sing anything we know for fuck sake !!!

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Originally Posted by Howlin Mad Missy

how dare these fucking muslims spout off in their own country.

I didnt say they shouldnt I said why cant they turn it the fuck down !

er.so people can hear it you idiot.

Helen Keller would be able to hear this fucking thing

Mark while you are up can you go and ask them what's the Turkish name for turkeys is please Ive always wondered.

Noisy Muslims should be stoned to death. Even inside their own country. There is just no excuse for excessive noise. "Come to prayer you bastards!". That's one thing you never get from the church of England at 5am in the mnorning.

Noisy Muslims are cunts.