Thread: insider trading

Hey, I got laid off a while ago and have not been having any luck finding employment. I need to make some money so I was looking for some insider trading info. My discretion is guaranteed. THANKS in advance for the info.

It's perfectly legal provided you work for a big firm. You just need to get a job with somebody like Goldman Sachs and you can insider trade away all day with no fear of any consequences.

Yeah sure, I know loads of insider trading info. Let me give it to you so you can get rich instead of me!

this is a very good opportunity for us both to wet our beaks.

The reason I have contacted you on this post is because I have researched you very carefully, and I know you are a person of the highest integrity and standing in this community. You have over 250 posts here (which means you are fully known and respected throughout the highest circles of influence)

My real name is Adesanjo Odebasi, and I believe that it is very important, at this crucial time, to be totally open and honest with you - my brother and partner in business so that we may proceed in a trusting and family way with this business transaction I will propose to you, O my brother.

I am the eldest son of His Excellency Doctor Professor Goodluck Alwaysplayfair Odebasi NCG, KRNA, BCG. My father is de Minister of Energy for Nigeria and also the OPEC delegate for the west of Africa. You may use your esteemed sources to verify this information and to satisfy yourself of my credentials and my bona fide intentions towards you, my uncle and business friend.

My Fatha, he has recently transacted an agreement with Gazprom of Russia and wid de National Oil Corporation of China in Nigeria, my contry.

Currently, we have USD10,750,250 in our Bank Account 334563278 in the Nigerian National Bank, Lagos, Nigeria as a result of this legal and good faith transaction.

My father, the respected Minister wishes to move dese monies outside our contry so that we may be advantageous of Foreign Exchange benefits in international market liquidity.

Now, my good fren, you may know that it is not possible to transact foreign currency exchange in Nigeria, so I would be honoured to enter into a partnership with you to expedite dis legal business transaction wid you.

I have been totally honest with you. My fadda, he wishes to deposit de while sum of USD10,750,250 (ten million, seven hondrd fiddy tousand and two hondred fiddy dollars)into your bank Account. My private banker, Mr Olajide Adewole (President of de Nigeria National Bank, will provide you wid de appropriate references and guarantees and you may reach him on ola.officialbankpresident@hotmail.com to satisfy your good self of our credentials

Our proposition is this. We will immediately deposit de monies into your account within 24 hours. In return for dis, you will receive de sum of one million (1,000,000)US dollars as a transaction fee. As you can see, I know I can trust you with dis proposal. Immediately thereafter, we will withdraw de balance of USD 9,750,250 from your account. You will therefore retain de balance of USD One Million for your professional and legal services in dis matter.

I wish that you, as a serious and clever man would then transact dese money to our home and private account

All day we need to start this transaction is information regarding our official transfer of de money. If you, my esteemed partner will simply send me de details of your account, I will immediately take dis action

Wonce you send me dis information - account name, number and location, we will act in a trusting way wid you so you gets your money straightaway

I Lloyd forward to herring from you

Professor Adesanjo Odebasi PhD
Executive Assistant to GA Odebasi VCR, KPMG
Highest Cultural Attaché
Nigerian Rich Oil Republic
His Excellency