Thread: Am i becoming a homo

I am currently in the process of moving to another part of the shitty state I live in. Anyway, I am trying to throw out as much crap as I can to streamline the process. I had an assortment of plants, some of which were getting out of control. It took me a while but I decided to end the life of a few plants so I wouldn't have to clutter up the new place. Anyway, I became very emotional tossing out the plants.

I started questioning myself as to how I could make a decision to destroy the life of something that did me No harm and probably had no plans to ever do me harm. As I put the now unpotted plant in my backyard knowing it would die a slow death. It was a tropical tree and we are now in winter in my part of the US. Anyway, I almost got a tear in my eye as I looked at the left for dead plant.

Do you think I am turning gay or maybe I am going through a gender morph. It really was an alarming emotion. Maybe it's normal, this is the first time I have intentionally killed a plant so it was my first experience. I've killed plants before, just not on purpose.

attention whore is the first step to homo

P.S. Jesus does not condemn you regardless

Not at all.. You just have this sentimental attachment to the plants you grew..

Take Tony Soprano for instance. Look how he turned when his ducks flew away and nobody could ever accuse him of being a fag..

Im a sentimental guy myself so I understand where you are coming from.

The only way to officially be a homo is to put a cock in your mouth. Unless you do that I think your fine.

Unless you are a vegetarian I can see no possible reason why you would cry over killing plants.

Do you cry when you eat meat and a tasty chicken?

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

The only way to officially be a homo is to put a cock in your mouth. Unless you do that I think your fine.

Like Orlando Cruz and our resident Tito...

You forgot about something.. Putting cock in your mouth is one thing but taking anything up your ass is considered a homo activity..

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

The only way to officially be a homo is to put a cock in your mouth. Unless you do that I think your fine.

If I had looked at it like that I wouldn't have needed to ask this question. Thanks for clearing that up. I've been around for a while and I have yet to have a cock in my mouth.

Originally Posted by Master

Unless you are a vegetarian I can see no possible reason why you would cry over killing plants.

Do you cry when you eat meat and a tasty chicken?

No, I'm not a vegetarian. I don't cry if an animal is being killed for food. I went hunting with some friends and I took down a deer than the bastards told me they had no intention of eating the animal. To be honest, I felt like shooting one of them. My issue was that I killed a living being to save some room, just seems selfish to me.

Originally Posted by walrus

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

The only way to officially be a homo is to put a cock in your mouth. Unless you do that I think your fine.

If I had looked at it like that I wouldn't have needed to ask this question. Thanks for clearing that up. I've been around for a while and I have yet to have a cock in my mouth.

You're safe then.

Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

The only way to officially be a homo is to put a cock in your mouth. Unless you do that I think your fine.

Like Orlando Cruz and our resident Tito...

You forgot about something.. Putting cock in your mouth is one thing but taking anything up your ass is considered a homo activity..

Finito speaks the truth here gentlemen! No matter how strong the urgency may become, do not stick anything up your asses. This is a sure firing into a dick in your mouth.

You could try planting the plants somewhere else.
If they live or die, you gave them a chance.
The dilemma is one which I understand completely, despite never owning plants.
I suggest getting a spade and doing some midnight gardening, then no one can complain.
Make it a fun experience, do not hand off responsibility to anyone else, leave it to nature return them to the ground and what happens, well it happens.

I went hunting with some friends and I took down a deer than the bastards told me they had no intention of eating the animal.

This p!$$es me off to no end....

GRRRRRR....

My pal's a great hunter, and he came across the same thing you're talking about: a dead deer with a big hole blown in it's side, left to rot. Here's what he found, Nov 28:



If a man's not planning on eating that deer or moose, then he shouldn't f*<kin' hunt it !!!

Those kind of people are d!<k-heads....

People who hunt are d£&kheads.
Cowards.

Excuse language

Yup, if I found that deer I probably would have cried. If people were harvesting the animal for food I would understand. But to kill the deer and leave it? Just makes no sense. If you want to shoot your rifle, go to a range, living beings are not target practice. I'm not an avid hunter, but I know people who take down deer, moose etc. to feed their families. At this point in my life I prefer to go to the grocery store. Last time I went hunting I had a beautiful buck in my sights, I could have gotten off a clean shot, but the thing looked so majestic I couldn't bring myself to do it. I figured my friend could go to the grocery store, fuck him and his kids that deer was in his prime, he was probably on his way to screw some doe. I hope he's still out there living it up.

Originally Posted by NVSemin

attention whore is the first step to homo

P.S. Jesus does not condemn you regardless

Why do most of his followers condemn people, against his wishes then?