Thread: what's grosser: a snot sandwich or a mucous shake?

Would you rather choke down a snot sandwich on rye, or slug down a mucous shake?

If I had to, id take the sandwich..

I wouldnt mind if Jessica Gomez squirted onto my cereal bowl.. id eat it

If it was my own, either.

Ive seen someone so sea sick they were asking us to kill them we had to stop him jumping over. Once he settled down a bit , my mate told him a joke involving a bet between gunslingers in a saloon bar where by one said he had the stomach for anything. So they bet him he couldnt drink from the spitoon. So he upended it and started and eveyone in the bar was throwing up and the other gunslinger said stop stop thats terrible you win the bet just stop but he kept on going and landed it on the bar empty. They said why did you do that? He said I couldnt stop it was going down in one slide.