Thread: Miss Universe

Well, well..... looks like that bastion of female beauty and poise, Miss Universe, has begun.
Not interested in the least bit.

Well..... until the swimsuit competition, that is.

you look good in a two piece!
beach chair, palm tree you look good in a 2 piece.
you all look like models off the cover off cosmo
belvedere,cointreau here sip on this cosmo
i love how that 2 piece emphasize your physique
work that divin' board like it's a runway on fashion week
who who who's your trainer cuz' damn girl you look good

Columbia, Ukraine, Venezuela.

All have nice legs and asses.

Spain..... I forgot to mention Spain.

Pac is taking a break from his negotiations for his next fight by being a judge in the Miss Universe contest.

Originally Posted by Xwetie

you look good in a two piece!
beach chair, palm tree you look good in a 2 piece.
you all look like models off the cover off cosmo
belvedere,cointreau here sip on this cosmo
i love how that 2 piece emphasize your physique
work that divin' board like it's a runway on fashion week
who who who's your trainer cuz' damn girl you look good

Diving board diva
Ya gotta believe her
Fuck those sassy thighs
And squeeze those sweet asses
Of the lil' sexy lasses

They sent my entry form back to me. I told them I'd won the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year 2014 award but they claimed they'd never heard of it. I sent Donald Trump a few nude selfies to try and get a wild card entry but he didn't get back to me. Fuckers.

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

They sent my entry form back to me. I told them I'd won the Saddoboxing Forum Gay Of The Year 2014 award but they claimed they'd never heard of it. I sent Donald Trump a few nude selfies to try and get a wild card entry but he didn't get back to me. Fuckers.

I think Donald is into scratch and sniff photos,you need to send him one.

Donald's hair is the eighth wonder of the world. Almost as amazing as Dennis Wise' syrup

This sort of thing should always be part of the show.

Tito, you know the rules. It does not count without pictures.

You're right, @Master . What was I thinking....


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Let me see what else I can dig up.