Thread: Joe Stalin vs. Bashar Al Assad!

Who wins? I think Stalin crushes him in two. Brutal ko.

No doubt Stalin, probably could do it with a bottle of vodka in one hand using only the free one to knock out Assad

Originally Posted by walrus

No doubt Stalin, probably could do it with a bottle of vodka in one hand using only the free one to knock out Assad

He was short, though. Very short. Assad has a mean streak in him...

Originally Posted by ykdadamaja

Originally Posted by walrus

No doubt Stalin, probably could do it with a bottle of vodka in one hand using only the free one to knock out Assad

He was short, though. Very short. Assad has a mean streak in him...

The but he has a lisp, I can't take my despots with lisps

Originally Posted by walrus

Originally Posted by ykdadamaja

Originally Posted by walrus

No doubt Stalin, probably could do it with a bottle of vodka in one hand using only the free one to knock out Assad

He was short, though. Very short. Assad has a mean streak in him...

The but he has a lisp, I can't take my despots with lisps

A lisp I hate. Lisp and smacking when they talk I despise even more.

I can see Stalin throwing an overhand right which lands on Assads Adam's apple. Then I can see Asad get nasty he has those white sharp little rat teeth and I can see Asad biting Joseph Stalin's fingers or the back of his hand I can see Asad on the ground biting at the ankles while holding on with both hands like a little rat

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

I can see Stalin throwing an overhand right which lands on Assads Adam's apple. Then I can see Asad get nasty he has those white sharp little rat teeth and I can see Asad biting Joseph Stalin's fingers or the back of his hand I can see Asad on the ground biting at the ankles while holding on with both hands like a little rat

lol... a nice little forearm chop!