Thread: Wlad Putin vs. Barack Obama!

No question Putin kicks Obama's ass and makes Obama cower in the corner. Obama's length wont help his weak chin from being checked with a swift right hand.

Not even goes the full round.

One guy was a community organizer and Ivy Leaguer while the other is an ex-KGB operative who became a billionaire prior to becoming Russia's leader. No match at all. Putin is a killer.

Originally Posted by ykdadamaja

No question Putin kicks Obama's ass and makes Obama cower in the corner. Obama's length wont help his weak chin from being checked with a swift right hand.

Not even goes the full round.

if only global conflicts were so simple

Putin would Golovkin him, not even a fight. My vote for all time p4p world leaders in a fight would go to Idi Amin though, I doubt anyone could have gone a round with him. That guy was 6'4 and a Ugandan boxing champion for a length of time, not to mention a homicidal maniac as well.

Obama wins because Putin is really a little cuddly bear.

Obama deliberately takes a knee in Round 2, and Putin hits him when he is down. Obama by DQ

Obama will keep hitting the reset button and Putin will keep denying being in a war he is in, mutual dq, odds makers go bust, breaking the world economy

Originally Posted by walrus

Obama will keep hitting the reset button and Putin will keep denying being in a war he is in, mutual dq, odds makers go bust, breaking the world economy

ref will be thrown out of the ring and its a free for all.

Vitali will be the referee. Of course he didn't see those low blows and forearms.

Putin walks in to hand shake and upper cuts from a hidden nuclear arm.

All 3 judges are in a dilemma because both teams attempt to pay them off.

He enters the ring with a video of himself singing blueberry hill.
Obama comes to the ring With Ludacris fans go crazy. then Jay Z comes out with a long ass drawn out 17 minute performance.
Putin falls asleep during the 9th minute, so the judges declare the shit A no contest-Unanimous draw. As fans walk out pissed the fuck off- Arum & King have tickets to the rematch already for sell in the lobby. Putin & Obama are seen in the back afterwards high-fiving. Tickets to the rematch have 35% sales tax

Nice find, never saw Putin do blueberry hill and never even heard that rap song

They keep trying to get there hands on the Russian oil and gas pipeline. I think Putin has moved it two times already. Putin is the victim here.