Thread: Will you bathe this month at all?

I was just wondering how many of you would turn on the water, either bath or shower, and look for a bar of soap and then get under the water for a little and soap up yourselves to wash off your bodies and get "clean". Is it hard to do, and how long does it take, like 3 or 4 minutes? I think it will be a little messed up but I guess I can try it. I have been a bit excited lately trying to picture the feeling of it, what the water will feel like on a person's skin, it's just so weird, I guess there's only one way to find out. Sometimes in life there's stuff you gotta do, whether we like it or not, so will this be the month to find out?

Mate you need the posting equivalent of a tampon to stop this stuff dripping out.

Showers have ruled over baths for me for quite some time. It wastes more water, but hey, enjoy it while I can.

Originally Posted by SlimTrae

Showers have ruled over baths for me for quite some time. It wastes more water, but hey, enjoy it while I can.

@Greenbeanz now you see @SlimTrae found a way to contribute that would help me take a shower and make the world "cleaner" from my posts. Beanz if you suggest a type of soap or bathing method, it could help me with my posting problem of OCD posting of bathing or broasting problems; Broasted chicken in a Creamed Corn Scalp, rubbed all over the Crown of The Pumpkin, and haircut like a Pie. @Andre Hair Pie - Bake 1

Hair Pie, Beanz, you need a slice ol' boy, strrrrraight from THE BEEF

@Dia bando @p4pking @Greenbeanz @Fenster @Memphis (reminds you of your wild days I bet)

Usually I leave work with a variety of odors. Tom cat urine, blood and anal glands seems a Friday norm so I start stripping in car so I don't pull random hair balls or turd nuggets out of my scrubs and hand them to the cashier upon checkout. True story its a wonder I can make it into the house before having a box of Ajaxs and a garden hose thrown at me.

I only shower once a month will do, hell you don't want to wash them natural oils away.

i cant believe you sick bastards actually bathe. Isnt there something more productive you can find to do with your time?

Not washing for a month would make your train/bus journey less stressful, Brock.

Originally Posted by Fenster

Not washing for a month would make your train/bus journey less stressful, Brock.

That is correct. The body odor would drive away the annoying panhandlers.

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Originally Posted by Fenster

Not washing for a month would make your train/bus journey less stressful, Brock.

That is correct. The body odor would drive away the annoying panhandlers.

Try commuting on a greyhound bus for two hours a day- in the summer.

One particular ride I'd swear to the endz- two babies cried for the whole of the trip because their tiny nostrils were undeserving of what we dealt with.

A bus full of Amish- I mean some nice friggin people- with their big black hats, black pants, vest & blue shirt- with NO, NO belief in deodorant. Arm pit must for days..amnd the air condition was broke down.

Two Africans - one had funk that James Brown didn't get down with- the other had double barrel arm funk, every time he turned you smelled it.

Then some hippie have U..smelled like sweaty balls & open ass.
And a couple of hood boys and their girl-smellin like they had just smoked a joint on the bus.

Anytime one of them walked to or back to the urinal (obviously not to rub a towel on them) those 2 babies cried like a mutha.....I almost fell bad for them, like I felt for my nostrils.

Almost....

That is some wild stink ass s*** on a Greyhound bus. I took Greyhound 3-4 times from New York to California and I know what you mean about the bathroom in the back. A homeless man had somehow purchased a seat on the bus all the way at the back next to the toilet and he spent the entire ride with his head hanging off the arm rest into the bathroom with drool dripping out of his mouth onto the floor into a puddle which became bigger and bigger as the hours passed. He smell like dirty ass rotten kimchi and German body odor Syrian immigrants in an asylum seekers camp