Thread: Ever had an STD?

I never have, thank God.
My best friend refuses to wear a condom and i allways tell his ass about it, but last week he was telling me his nuts hurt!
HAHAHAHA I told him 'I told you to quit messin with those hoochies"
Well, a couple days later his balls were so swolllen you could see them through his shorts! he went to the doctor and she said he had an infection and gave him some meds and it cleared up. I think he learned.

serves him right. Can't imagine anyone not in relationship not using one (was that a double negative?) the amount of crap that will get you sick if not DEAD going round and they still refuse to put on a hoodie, saying that the bitches are just as bad for letting them in without one on.

having lived in blackpool for 10 years... ive had quite a few in my glory years

i was a regular at the Clinic... they all knew me

Originally Posted by Saddo

having lived in blackpool for 10 years... ive had quite a few in my glory years

i was a regular at the Clinic... they all knew me

Said with such pride

always knew saddo was a slag

eddie Murphy talking about the amount of fucking 'black folks' do:

Eddie Murphy: Doc, I'm pissing fire.

Doctor: What so you get like a burning sensation when you Urinate?

Eddie Murphy: Nah... fires shotting out of my dick.

Originally Posted by Missy

serves him right. Can't imagine anyone not in relationship not using one (was that a double negative?) the amount of crap that will get you sick if not DEAD going round and they still refuse to put on a hoodie, saying that the bitches are just as bad for letting them in without one on.

that av!

Originally Posted by Saddo

having lived in blackpool for 10 years... ive had quite a few in my glory years

i was a regular at the Clinic... they all knew me

So what was the nastiest thing that happened? Do people really piss green pus and shit like that?

I once had a broken foreskin, hurt like fuck. It used to rip everytime I touched my cock. It cleared up after about six years.

Originally Posted by Memphis

I once had a broken foreskin, hurt like F***. It used to rip everytime I touched my cock. It cleared up after about six years.

HOLY CRAP!

How many here have snapped their lack (and does it need its own thread :P)

I don't think i want to know what that means

Well you know that stretch thing under your foreskin?...

Sort of like a Lacky band? :P